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Any mermaid born after 1890 cant cook all they know is Stinky’s diner, charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

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Some of you dont even realize that today is glazed mcguffin day and thats what's wrong with the queer community these days.

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life

thank you for voting

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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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Happy Birthday Kokichi!!!

Fun Fact: Kokichi’s Japanese VA thinks that if you remove his desire to outwit everyone, Kokichi would actually be very meek.

His birthday is also the Summer Solstice, which is the day with the longest period of daylight. Perhaps that fits into his character, but I’m not completely sure how.

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words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

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Not a furry but I think all humans should have tails because it would be soooo fucking sexy and hot and so sexy

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pee

part 2 tomorrow

on the edge of my seat

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL LOOK AT HIM!! 🥺