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cuptain dance

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I love how other stories have a love triangle where the main character has to choose, but Final Fantasy VII is very clear that dating Cloud is at least a two person job. Team lift per OSHA rules

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WHAT

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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welcome... to Nothing Park

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Yo, so apparently I found out one of my college teachers actually did some art for Nintendo in the 90s

nice

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

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I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.

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i;m beginning to realize it really is that damn phone

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papyrus is so funny because he's one of maybe three characters in the entire world who actually should be tall and muscular 6-pack abs flowing hair the works but he is a skeleton with no skin or muscles or hair or eyes or bones

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funny i made a week ago

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why do normie blogs feel the need to put 'as long as everything's consensual' in the tags on informative or affirming kink posts

yeah Jan without the consent its just assault, we don't really need you tell us you're not ok with assault on every kink post i think we could infer that from the fact that the post is about kink and not about assault