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the doctors had to take blood from me but all they could find was swag

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I wish I understood what goes on inside Mads Mikkelsen’s head

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I’m crying

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Honestly the most important part of height difference OTPs: when the taller one lifts the shorter one’s chin so they can kiss them. Bonus points if it’s gentle and the shorter one wasn’t expecting it.

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the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together 

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I feel horrible in case you were wondering

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being sleep deprived, i came across this image

and my hand slipped

i present to you

twenty one pilots

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“hello, and welcome to the show. would you please join me in welcoming, with thunderous applause, joshua ‘spooky jim christmas’ dun.”

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manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

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me considering spending money on basic needs: nah I'm kinda broke

me considering spending money of frivolous shit: hell fucking yes

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As a Canadian living in Toronto one of my favourite things to do is wear a hoodie in early spring to assert my dominance over the tourists in parkas

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Finding common ground w/ your new roommate