mzorz1
mzorz1
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I post stuff about life. If you are alive, it may concern to you.
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mzorz1 · 2 months ago
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Para los gatos es fácil empezar de nuevo, claro
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mzorz1 · 2 months ago
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Soy el único que ve fernet con coca en esta imagen?
— Yo lo hubiera hecho.
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mzorz1 · 2 months ago
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No es quien te extraña a las 2 de la mañana cuando está solo en su cuarto y no puede dormir. Es quien te extraña a las 3 de la tarde cuando se está riendo con sus amigos y piensa... 'Ojalá estuviera aquí'. Porque es cierto, cualquiera te puede extrañar cuando está solo y aburrido, pero cuando alguien te extraña en medio de una risa porque contigo se ríe mejor... es cosa de otro mundo. -Charles Bukowski
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mzorz1 · 2 months ago
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A German Standoff is when you are standing opposite of each other at a red traffic light and there are no cars in sight but nobody wants to be the first to commit an Ordnungswidrigkeit
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mzorz1 · 2 months ago
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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.
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mzorz1 · 3 months ago
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You just hate capitalism because it sucks. If it didn't suck you wouldn't hate it
wow... so much to think about
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mzorz1 · 3 months ago
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Another submission
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mzorz1 · 3 months ago
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who doesn't love a ball toy pit?
ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.
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for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!
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but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:
poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?
happy voting!
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mzorz1 · 3 months ago
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Hey there!
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mzorz1 · 3 months ago
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Hey there Mario!!
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mzorz1 · 3 months ago
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A post to be queueeddddddd
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mzorz1 · 3 months ago
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Schedulede afposfads
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mzorz1 · 3 months ago
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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
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mzorz1 · 3 months ago
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Minotaur by Pedro Requejo Novoa (x)
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mzorz1 · 4 months ago
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mzorz1 · 4 months ago
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Perro jugando con su nuevo mejor amigo:
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mzorz1 · 4 months ago
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