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The end of act 3 in a seven act structure game, amirite

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j's adventures in unemployment

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Even if you make $200,000 a year, each one of them has more money than you'll make in literally a million years.

And if you're complaining about how expensive everything is, most likely you make a hell of a lot less than $200,000 a year.

What in the world could possibly make you think that Trump cares about you?

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Random bee behavior fact for those who wish to read, just because I feel like it and because it’s late and I’m stalling on sleeping:

Bumblebees may seem like passive, cuddly, and docile creatures, but they won’t hesitate to defend themselves if they feel as if their warnings aren’t being read or taken seriously.

I.e. the photo and diagram below, when a bee feels threatened they will raise one or more of their legs into the air, signaling to whatever or whomever may be bothering them as a message essentiality saying: “hey, back off, too close!”

species pictured: bombus pascuorum, bombus impatiens

If their defensive posture goes unnoticed or ignored, they may be pushed into defending themselves by stinging (which is also a stressful experience for not only one such as yourself, but also for the bee.) If you ever find yourself getting close to a bumblebee while taking pictures, walking close to them, or just admiring them, remember this posture! If a bee does this, it is simply asking you to take a step back as it feels it is being threatened.

Now you can understand and use this knowledge to your advantage if you ever come across one in the future. (Of course, because it’s very hard not to anthropomorphize animals, I do have to admit that they do look pretty cute when doing it. Just remember to respect them though!)

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look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.

so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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The C in BGC stands for Chess /silly

I'm gonna be so fr, I don't even know why I drew this, hell I don't even play chess, I just went "if I don't associate each member with a chess piece I will spontaneously combust" so here we are

The chess pieces are the pawn, the rook, the knight and the bishop btw

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A lazy render of Circusic. He is kinda...Silly!🎵

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BugVerse (main) caretakers mini-refs :3c

by main i mean like non-secondary

Pyrare's is most recent so thats why he was done with a stylus 😭

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new oc dropped 🗣️🗣️

he’s just a smug fella :3

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i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

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Sait

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I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

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collabing with @sunr1zecoll3ctive to make a tpc warriors au :333

here's Songbirdpaw (Cyan), Cobrapaw (Gold) and Beetlepaw (Bug, cus shes canon trust /j)!!! my part of the Heroes :D

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this looks like ass but i have an excuse this time 😭😭 (i was ticing like hell and still am)