It goes without saying that Jimin captures people’s hearts no matter their gender. But somehow more men are attracted to him in particular. Be it a member of BTS a celebrity or a mere mortal. They all fall into one big hole. But why?
Is it because….he got the voice of an angel
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Men will find him soft at first
And the rudest in the next second
He destroys bias lists just like TADA
Is it because in one body, he got the stare of a killer
The smile of an angel
And the body and moves of a demon
He is also prettier than 99.9% or girls
And got a better butt than yall
He is flirtatious without caring about something as mere as genders
He knows he is all the above
But still manages to get shy at the slightest compliment
Maybe it’s also because he destroys all rules of attraction
You might have never heard a BTS or Kpop song but you might have heard of the one, the only, PARK JIMIN. That’s just his power.
Jimin basically makes women lose their mind and men question their sexuality
The question is still there and the answer might look hard to choose because this man is full of charms. But I can only think of one way to explain it. It’s all happening because Jimin is Jimin.
Today is this ethereal man’s birthday as he is ruling the world one heart at a time. If only he got just the physical attractiveness, but Jimin even got a beautiful soul. “How?” you might ask. “Life is unfair” I will answer. Then add “But we were born at the same time as him, and that alone is more blessing than we might ever ask for”.
At this point, Julius Caesar is kicking ass, taking fucking names all over the Mediterranean, like, Julius Caesar is like, “What’s poppin’? Fuck it, they can get over it.” And Cleopatra is into that, like, she’s like, “Ooh I’m feeling this.”
Aubrey Plaza and Justice Smith as Cleopatra and Ptolemy XIII in Drunk History (2019)