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me after the sword fight

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making a collection

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I’ve been laughing about this all day.

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hello newly out trans girl, if you like thigh high socks you should try tights

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what the fuck why would anyone call it that

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what the fuck why would anyone call it that

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in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian is like “im thinking of something that starts with GR and its brown” and another kid raises her hand & im like ok this girls on top of everything shes got this. & she goes “gorilla sauce”

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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

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i’m such a sawpilled trapcel

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How why what

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Wolf 359 by Gerry Kissell

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overheard these two guys talking and they're like. very obviously cowboys and one of them goes "man when I was young I used to think everyone had horses I didn't even know there were ppl w/o horses" and the other one goes "shows how horseified we are"

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Girl who knows your mum is way out of her league so she's giving you estrogen and hoping and praying.

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*girl who only suggests things that sound kinda similar*

If you like: Femdom

You should try: FMDM (Full Metal Daemon Muramasa)

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hm. the princess requires her most scariest & biggest guards to start kissing each other.