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Sometimes I just wanna disappear off the face of the earth
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"don't even worry about it princess" "okay <3 yay" and "what the hell, sure" have changed lives for those of us who just go with the flow because we have no other choice
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brother's better not flop this was my perspective test and I think I did an amazing job..
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i'm gonna fucking vomit i was high as hel and while trying to fucking tell my group chat that a conure parrot's head is not divisible as a square icon i typed the shittiest slime comprehendible by pond toads.

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it's my blog and i'll have an incohesive and inconsistent personality if i want to
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cant reply to any texts today my dick dont work
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