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at first i scrolled past this and thought it was kylo ren
person: what kind of girls are you into?
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me: not today, satan聽
satan: you鈥檝e been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it鈥檚 something i said, please just tell me
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i feel like crying!! no wait i鈥檓 ok!! oh my god i鈥檓 so in love!! wow i鈥檓 ugly and gross and probably the worst!! wait!! i鈥檓 ok again!! time to cut all my hair off!! time to cry again whoops haha!!!!
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The Lord: *giveth*
me: nice
The Lord: *taketh away*
me: wtf
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