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Pls no.

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I used to want to be on rocafella then I turned into Jay

Summer Sixteen

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Stop Hillary. I'm no socialist but this is a new age of politics and a new age of politicians. Stand up for those who are genuine. Don't play the game anymore. Only vote for Bernie or Trump.

When this is the starting point of an electoral process it is pretty clear that this is deeply, wholly, systemically undemocratic.

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Freightshaker is no, replace with Peterbilt or Kenworth and I will accept this

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

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Gross

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So have either of you died yet

I wonder how long I can watch the dems debate before I want to go lay on the train tracks

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Going through all these notes and ain't nobody got an answer

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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Again, a style I don't typically go for, but just so beautifully executed

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Truly spectacular wood work. I'd not have that brand of rock on the exterior but damn that interior looks nice

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I don't usually like this style of house but this is actually really nice

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