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Oh. I might've been hungover.

OMG NADJA YOURE ALIVE AND TOTALLY NOT DEAD??????!!!!!!!!!

Congrats gorl!!!

(Yes its been months since you were pronounced not alive but I do not watch the news so I didn't know!!!)

I'm sorry, I was pronounced dead?

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OMG NADJA YOURE ALIVE AND TOTALLY NOT DEAD??????!!!!!!!!!

Congrats gorl!!!

(Yes its been months since you were pronounced not alive but I do not watch the news so I didn't know!!!)

I'm sorry, I was pronounced dead?

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*Honk* 🪿

I'm quite confused, what exactly do you mean?

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Don't be bemused, it's just the news!

Amid social media and scoop silence, a new poll seems to bring everyone's attention to their screens! Our beloved Parisian superhero Cat Noir holds his place in the Ultimate CatGirl (gender neutral) finals against none other than Hello Kitty! Fans are devastated as their favorite hero fails, so far, at taking the lead in the poll's votes. Drastic change may be about to come, and everything is possible in those CatGirl Tumblr poll events!

Don't forget to vote here!

Go Cat Noir! We believe in you!

Stay tuned!

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OMG Nadja did the Miraculous Ladybug bring you back?!

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Are you alive? If not blink twice- oh wait you can't you're dead

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I'm sorry!!!

But you uh? Posted it??

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Wait. Wot??

Mam you were dead??

That's such a horrible thing to say

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Nadja's funeral...?

my funeral????

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Where do we hold the funeral

what funeral?

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Are you dead

The reporter Nadja Chamack is reported dead at 32. More at the evening news.

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Isn't Sparrow Eagle now?

meta

hey, as of now, we are role playing the events of season 1 of miraculous, meaning the ny special hasnt happened yet therefore jess still isn't eagle, she's just sparrow for now

so yeah

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Have you considered the implications of @papi-papillon s existence?

Dead ringer for Gabriel Agreste, Dating former rock sensation Anarka Couffaine, who apparently knows the little gods and is also Butterfly themed as opposed to Fuckmoth's motifs?

IDK Im not the journalist but this feels like a lot for one guy who claims to be retired

@papi-papillon Would you mind sharing your take on this with us?

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I am flattered, Miss Rossi.

And, this conspiracy seems... not that likely, but since the public wants to hear about it and apparently a huge part of it believes it, my team and I will keep our eyes on it and update you on the latest news!

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I- I apologize, Alex. I did not mean any harm nor do I have anything against you two and your friendship.

Tell me, Alex, how does it feel like being friends with a superhero?

not me enjoying the drama because for the first time it's not about me

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This just means I will assume there is... something going on between you two.

not me enjoying the drama because for the first time it's not about me

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Oh? Could you give us more context, Alex?

not me enjoying the drama because for the first time it's not about me