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Some story with two siblings who get into utter bullshit together, and every single time they're caught, the older one puts on a brave stoic stance of "I'm the one at fault, my little brother/sister is innocent, I take full responsibility. I was the one who pulled them into this, if you have to punish someone, let it be me and me alone."

And every single time their parents are like "look, you are not in any way responsible of your sibling, but I'm proud of you for wanting to protect them. It's noble of you to ask to take the full punishment for yourself, and it would be low of me to take you on that offer." and proceed to not punish either of them.

The parents never put it together that this was the plan all along, the younger sibling is in on the scheme too. They know that the punishment never happens and the Older Sibling's Noble Sacrifice is just their regular Get Out Of Jail Free-card.

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i still think about this twitter exchange every time i hear this song btw

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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Or have you come by again to die again? Well, try again another time.

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It's Not Summer Without Flowers!!!

Support a struggling artist by filling your home with forever flowers.

The Trump economy has hit me hard. Im nearly 4 months behind on rent. I'm desperate to preserve my housing, as moving isn't really an option.

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Venmo-Kate-Havekost

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Noodle counting down for takeoff

(via)

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new nsfw post up on p@treon +18 // Geralt 🐺

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The Lady of Time and Space, Cirilla

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looking up at night and realizing omg !!!!! stars !!!! - i dont think i’ll ever outgrow that

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random bg3 phase renaissance

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

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Pondering my orbs.

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"