Alive since September 16, 1994. Love me or hate me, I don't really care. GenderQueer, Pansexual, Forever Alone.
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It’s weird how people find it relaxing to drive in the rain. You wouldn’t think driving a 1 ton metal death trap while water is falling from the sky would be relaxing but goddamn I love it.
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I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”
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if a trans girls tells you not to call her dude dont fucking call her dude
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Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
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when you’re at your sugar daddys funeral and you find out he left you everything
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its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest
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