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Cinnamon: You look taller today, are you wearing insoles?
Wizard: HA! Fool, I’m not even wearing shoes! Only socks!
Cinnamon: How many pairs?
Wizard:
Wizard: Shut up.
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Gwen: I mean, smaller creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
David: That's ridiculous, give me one example.
Preston: Spiders
Neil: Wasps
Nerris: Terriers
Nikki: Max
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Proof Dadvid IS REAL!
How is David just not bothered by Max having his phone. Like this child could just randomly pull out David’s phone out of his pocket, and David would just be like “This is fine.”
He doesn’t even try to take it from Max, he lets the boy keep it. The funniest shit is when Max is like, “I need a phone.” And David responds with “You have mine,” AND HE SOUNDS SO UNBOTHERED BY IT. DAVID COULD HAVE THE WORST THINGS ON HIS PHONE (probably not because it’s David.) AND HE WOULD JUST NOT CARE THAT MAX HAS HIS PHONE. This fucking 10 year old could whip out David’s phone out of nowhere and David would NOT GIVE A FUCK.
During the Parent’s Day episode when Max pulls out David’s phone from his pocket and orders a pizza while David SITS THERE and let’s Max do it. That’s just proof dadvid is real you cant convince me otherwise.
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"Jay." A voice whispered next to the blue ninja. He groaned and turned over in bed. Whoever was talking to him could wait 10 more minutes.
"Jaaayy." The voice sweetly held onto the last syllable of his name. He hummed in reply; whoever they were, they sounded kind, lovely even, but it's not enough to wake him.
He felt the weight of the bed shift, and whoever was whispering his name came up close to his ear. Jay could hear the gentle breathing of the person, but he didn't even react this time.
They sighed in his ear, then he heard them suck in their breath. . .
"JAY! WAKE UP, OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING BREAKFAST!!" They yelled, and Jay screamed. Falling off the bed in surprise, taking the blanket with him, as he was tangled in it, and he wasn't the only one.
Jay let out a small "oof" as the other person tangled in the blanket landed on top of him. Face to face, Jay scowled at his boyfriend, who seemed way too proud of himself.
"Kai! what was that for?" He whined, which apparently was hilarious cause Kai broke out into giggles.
Scrunching his face, Jay gave a light shove to his boyfriend. "Not funny!"
Kai continued to giggle and smile, "You are very cute when you're grumpy." And he smiled wider when Jay blushed at his words.
"I'm not cute! I'm rugged, handsome, a ninja!" Jay said, becoming overwhelmed and blushing so hard his face matched Kai's shirt.
Kai brought his face closer to his blushing boyfriend, "You are rather handsome and a very brave ninja," he hummed as he booped his nose. Bringing his face much closer to his flustered boyfriend, he gave him a sweet smile, "But I don't know if you're rugged." He hummed and tapped his chin, "I think you're more, cute." He said as he gave Jay a loving kiss on the cheek.
Jay exploded, sputtering and blushing so hard Kai was worried he'd pop a blood vessel. "I'm not cute!" Jay squeaked, pushing Kai off of him, and made a quick retreat to their closet. Kai could hear the rustling of clothes as Jay picked out something to wear.
Kai untangled himself from the blanket, smiling as he leaned next to the closed door. "How about red? It'll match your face." He teased, getting a grumbled response from inside, and the door opened.
His hair was still a mess, and his face still had a red blush, but he was now dressed sharply, a simple blue button-up open over a simple white shirt and a pair of jeans. But to Kai, the simple outfit and tousled hair made him blush, he really was too cute.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Jay said. Kai took a step forward and wrapped his arms around his waist.
"Have I ever told you how handsome you are?" And Jay's face erupted into a blush again, smiling at the sweetness in Kai's voice.
"I think you've said it once or twice," Jay smirked as he put his arms around his shoulders, bringing the two close. Their noses were almost touching; they were so close.
"EWWWWWW! MY EYES!!" Came a voice from the doorway, turning they could see Lloyd, covering his eyes with his arms. "I came to tell you breakfast is ready. I did NOT need to see you two kissing!" He faked a gag, and Kai grabbed a pillow from their bed, chucking it at their brother.
"Then you should learn to knock!" Kai yelled at his retreating brother. Jay was laughing into Kai's shoulder, but Kai was silently fuming. Annoyed about how Lloyd ruined the mood.
"We may have scarred the poor child," Jay chuckled.
"With what?! We didn't even kissed," Kai fumed, and Jay burst into another fit of giggles.
"C'mon hot head," Jay said, pressing a quick kiss to his lips, "I'm hungry, and Cole's going to eat all the pancakes if we don't get their first." He smirked and walked out the door.
Kai stared after him, surprised by the kiss. Shaking his head, he followed after Jay, grinning like the love-struck idiot he was.
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yall think he’s a baby…but this is a brat
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This is my favorite running joke from the series XD
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Not sure if this has been done before but,
AU where the ninja are actually just kids roleplaying.
Nothing actually happened, Ninjago isn't real, they're all happy bffs who like to play ninja and invite other friends to join them.
Kai and Nya are sibilings, they live with Ray and Maya.
Cole has divorced parents, that's why only Lou shows up, he likes climbing because Lou takes him to a playground near their house that has monkey bars and that rock wall for climbing.
Zane and Echo are bros that live with their single dad Dr. Julien, Echo only shows up later because he's young so he doesn't play with them as often.
Jay was adopted by Ed and Edna, but not as a baby. He still remembers his rich biological parents and he knows that Ed and Edna's small home is not much compared to his bio parents mansion so he says he grew up in a junk yard, he does actually love it there and is happy.
Lloyd lives with Garmadon, Misako and Wu. Wu often roleplays with them but he isn't very good at keeping track so he just comes up with random stuff ("there's something I haven't told you!"). Misako didn't want to play at first (aka she abandoned him) but joined later and now joins sometimes, sometimes not. Garmadon sometimes has to go on business trips so he 'was trapped in the Underworld', or he 'got sent to the cursed realm', etc.
Other characters are classmates, friends, parents of friends, relatives *cough* Lloyd's big cousin Morro who is upset that he has to be the bad guy (for u @lloydshoulddyehishair )*cough* who sometimes come over.
Dareth is their babysitter.
The dragons are just cats.
Other realms are different locations like a park, forest, etc. that happen to be around their neighbourhood.
Overall, they're a bunch of happy kiddos playing and having fun!
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@pappilie made me think about villain arc jay....... hhhhh evil time
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Located in S1, E5: Can of Worms
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After the Samurai X saves the Ninjas, they return to the monastery.
Kai hasn’t stopped staring at Jay, which begins to make him uncomfortable.




May be polininja?
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"If you say sksksksk one more time, I'll break your spine and give you sksksks-scoliosis."
- Lloyd, to Jay and Kai, after they've been saying that all week.
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Ninjago characters but theyre crying cat memes
Lloyd:

Jay:

Cole:

Kai:

Nya:

Zane:

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so, furry ninja again, but with movie versions this time
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me drawing jays suit and studying the reference: hey wait a minute….what the fuck IS this????
Ok i know i mixed suit seasons bc jay’s is from the great devourer and cole’s is from like way later, def like skybound or later, but i’m almost incapable of drawing cole with sleeves bc why would i deprive us of that???
but like seriously jay’s suit back then… it’s like a gi, but then it’s strapped to half a chestplate and there’s shoulder guards and one grey sleeve and a shirt underneath like ???
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Mother I know that you think I'm a cinnamon roll but if I would have gasoline and a match I would indeed commit arson.
just imagine: all four TV versions of mikey singing “WE ARE NUMBER ONE” while their bros are sleeping
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what if chat are shapeshifters, so every time we get sent on a raid we morph into another creature
[bombasticbunnyy on all platforms]
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Bee duo wedding!!! (all /p)
Also Ranboo’s sad realization he married someone named Tuberculosis
Michael is matching with Tubbo because he would trip in a skirt like Ranboo’s
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