the romantic tirades of indie routledge | series masterlist
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summary: a series of stand alone one-shots depicting the angst-filled, romantic encounters between john bâs little sister and jj maybank, all inspired by the songs of several âindieâ bands.
â crying lightning: after being caught stealing from the local liquor store, things get heated between indie routledge and her at-a-loss, older brother, forcing her to seek refuge in her brotherâs best friend.Â
â you give me problems: during one of the hottest days of the summer, indie decides to taunt her brotherâs best friend with a provocative performance involving an orange popsicle.Â
â pink lemonade: finding herself frustrated under his teasing touch, indie decides to explore her own body. however, jj maybank canât help but step in and lend a pleasuring hand.Â
â a bad habit for it: touch-starved and unable to bring herself the release sheâs desperately craving, indie pays jj a visit at work. whilst he plays hard to get, she knows exactly what buttons to press.Â
â because sheâs casual: armed with a bottle of jack daniels, indie and jj embark on a drunken midnight adventure. after settling in the local park, they canât resist each otherâs allure any longer.Â
â sex and question marks: agitated and highly-strung after a stressful day at work, jj finds himself tempted into taking his frustrations out on indie. however, only one of them is left feeling satisfied after.Â
â fluorescent adolescent:Â angry and upset at the way she was treated, indie gets her revenge on an oblivious jj. however, not before she gets the release her touch-starved body has been craving in his absence.Â
â a slice of lime: with the help of a little alcohol, things come to a fiery head between indie and jj at a boneyard kegger. as drinks are spilled, emotions run high and weighted words are uttered, the pair find themselves making amends the only way they know how.Â
â morning glory: as the morning after the explosive boneyard kegger rolls around, the realisation that their secret trysts are now public knowledge sets in. john b knows, and itâs time for indie and jj to face the music.Â
â sweater weather: a camp-out in the north carolina mountains unexpectedly shows cracks within a relationship, planting seeds of doubt for everybody, whilst another finds themselves in a predicament during a drunken fumble.Â
â sheâs a riot: back on her bratty behaviour, indie goes full throttle in an attempt to get her way with jj. however, itâs proven that jj knows best when the pair find themselves in a sticky situation.Â
â that little lady: itâs a night of revelations as a close call prompts indie to spill the beans on a rapidly escalating situation. however, sheâs not the only one with something sheâd rather stay hidden coming to light.Â
â greek tragedy: indie and jj must face the consequences of their actions as, in a cruel twist of fate, things donât go quite as they had planned. itâs the beginning of the end for the naive lovebirds.Â
â hypersonic missiles: miserable and consumed by guilt, indie faces a birthday full of torment and heartache as she reminisces over the events of the summer; she knows that the one thing she wants the most in the world, she canât have. Â
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
6: do you keep plants?
7: do you name your plants?
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
11: whatâs an inner joke you have with your friends?
12: whatâs your favorite planet?
13: whatâs something that made you smile today?
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
16: whatâs your favorite pasta dish?
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
20: whatâs your favorite eye color?
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one thatâs been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
22: are you a morning person?
23: whatâs your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
25: whatâs the weirdest place youâve ever broken into?
26: what are the shoes youâve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
27: whatâs your favorite bubblegum flavor?
28: sunrise or sunset?
29: whatâs something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
33: whatâs your fave pastry?
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
36: which bandâs sound would fit your mood right now?
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
38: tell us about your pet peeves!
39: what color do you wear the most?
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: whatâs itâs story? does it have any meaning to you?
41: whatâs the last book you remember really, really loving?
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
50: whatâs an odd thing you collect?
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
54: whoâs the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
55: whatâs the most dramatic thing youâve ever done to prove a point?
56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
58: whoâs the wine mom and whoâs the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
59: whatâs your favorite myth?
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
61: whatâs the stupidest gift youâve ever given? the stupidest one youâve ever received?
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
65: is there anyone you havenât seen in a long time who youâd love to hang out with?
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
68: whatâs winter like where you live?
69: what are your favorite board games?
70: have you ever used a ouija board?
71: whatâs your favorite kind of tea?
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else youâll forget it?
73: what are some of your worst habits?
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
75: tell us about your pets!
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but arenât?
77: pink or yellow lemonade?
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
79: whatâs one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
81: describe one of your friendâs eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
82: are/were you good in school?
83: whatâs some of your favorite album art?
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
89: are you close to your parents?
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.
91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
93: whatâs the hairstyle you wear the most?
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
95: what are your plans for this weekend?
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
98: whenâs the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?
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âď¸ - we donât talk, but i wish we did!
ďż˝ďż˝ďż˝ď¸ - youâre my best friend!
đ¸ - youâre really sweet!
đŤ - youâre super talented!
âď¸ - you have a nice aesthetic!
 đš - i have a crush on you!
đ - i wish i could take care of you when youâre sad!
đĽ - you seem a little bit intimidating!
đĽ - you need to stop being so hard on yourself!
đ - i donât like you very much!
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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think itâs disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think youâll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dadâs?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesnât make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married