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im back at it again on tumblr dot corn and ready to lose my shit over kpop again

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hi everyone this is my writing sideblog that i havent posted on in forever but if you like kpop still please read my fics. plea

HI EVERYONE

i have gotten back into kpop so please read my fics thank you

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every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

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what happened to old youtubers you watched as a kid

good endings:

they’re still making the same content but with higher production values and they’re still enjoyable

they stopped making videos but successfully moved on to bigger and better things

bad endings:

they turned out to be really bigoted and are now pandering to the alt-right/center-right

they hardcore sold out and now they shill for like 12,000 separate products

neutral endings:

they’re still making the same content but it turns out they were never funny and you just had a bad sense of humor as a kid

they became a twitch streamer

they removed themselves from social media entirely and you find out after a bit of digging that they fucked off to the woods or some shit

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i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

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pierce

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Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

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people be like. Do you live under a rock?

girl I’m TRYING, STOP telling me stuff

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makes you think about spinosaurus

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why is the long john silvers parking lot always empty but when you go in theres 30 old people. how

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you know whats really good? 

when black cats are drawn like this

thats really good thanks for coming to my ted talk

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proof that Hakyeon snapped during the Scentist choreo. 

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