Brandon, 28, He/Him. Metal Gear fuck who reblogs video games, cats, anime, and other neat shit. Sometimes I even make my own posts. NSFW blog. I try to tag potentially sensitive content though, let me know if you need me to tag something.
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told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question
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I havent seen anyone post todaybor day is labor day yet
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My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.
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I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole
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Instead of trying to digitally reverse age actors for The Hunt for Gollum I think they should abandon the script entirely and just put Viggo Mortensen in costume and film him chasing Andy Serkis in a leotard across the scenic landscapes of Aotearoa. Give Andy Serkis a head start. Viggo will probably become Aragorn several hours into the chase. Locals can aid or hinder as they see fit.
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it
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