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PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.

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BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935) dir. James Whale

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/ Vivian Maier, Color Self-Portraits, 1950s - 1970s

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give your characters exes.

give them a variety of exes. give them relationships that shaped who they are but did not last. give them people they tried very hard to love but it didn't work out. give them situationships that taught them things. give them something deep that was real but could not endure. things that hurt. things that ended amicably. people with whom hot passion cooled to warm affection and became undying friendship.

no more first and only. give me the context of what made them know the next or one after was final and right.

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my fave writing reminder

honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.

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i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

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SUCCESSION | No marriage advice from my dear old godmother?

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THE HUNTING WIVES 1.06

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Jennifer Tilly, Jennifer Coolidge and Kristen Johnston in 2001 🚬

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Y'all sat through ALL of Materialists? We quit 30 mins in bro

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i love you intimacy in reverse order. yes we've had sex before and i know all the details of your pleasure, but i don't know anything else. i don't know what it feels like to embrace you carelessly. i can barely hold your hand, the grip is so slight it makes me lose my breath. i want to kiss you but what pressure is the right one? how much is too intimate? yes we've had sex and i've done all these things before - but without the guise of mutual pleasure, can i be sure you won't turn me away? will you allow me the delicate feeling of your hand in mine when you know it is me asking to hold it? i know i've held you before with our clothes off, but can i hold you even tighter? may i listen to the steady sound of your heartbeat? is it alright to look for it in front of everyone? yes, yes of course we've had sex before. i know what you look like naked, ive touched you with the lights off. is it alright to want see you with them on? in the morning, with the sun flitting through the blinds?is it alright to want you when the sun is up? yes we've had sex before but have we ever been intimate? can we be? tell me that it's alright to hold you. no, not like that. just like this.

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DANGEROUS LIAISONS (1988)

Costume Design by James Acheson

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Normalize NOT thanking active military for their service cause bitch WHAT service? Terrorizing vulnerable people in your own fucking country is not service

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anyone in the LA area want an Alexandra Savior ticket? Won't be able to make it tonight :( DM me if interested!

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me after paying my electric bill this month

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“I used to see Tracy Chapman performing in Harvard Square a lot. I took this shot in 1985. There were many talented performers competing for attention, but Tracy stood out. I wasn't terribly surprised when she got a recording contract a few years later.”

🥺 Joey Harrison😭