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Happiness Will Come To You.

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

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remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

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i never understood it when bullies would be like “im gonna beat you up. meet me outside at 3” just dont go

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if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

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me daydreaming about d*ting someone and then remembering all my issues and problems which stop me from ever getting into a relationship