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Oh mine LORD, I accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine phallus ...prithee delete it!! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look? Haha I jest.., Delete it...Should thee crave..? Haha nay, Banish it...'Lest? | adult. or should i say. a major
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god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real
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there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities
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just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him
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most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer
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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.
We went there.
*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*
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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have
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i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do
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