im just jordan. half-baked and half-hearted. '97
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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 馃槶馃槶馃槶
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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture
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Me when GQuuuuuX inevitably has the girls fight over who gets to date the boy.
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"Walk-Brass? Oh this one's a puzzler, mate! If Anumaril created the Staff of Towers in the First Era, how'd he know about a tower the Dwarves hadn't made yet?"
--The Augur of the Obscure
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i promised an exclusive report about the day the worlds longest grill came to this tiny town and here it is. every moment of my life and yours as well has led up to this so please watch
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please listen to the delivery on this line it's fucking killing me. i feel suffering.
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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there











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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
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