oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
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nice cock but
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me: nice day out, shouldn’t waste it
*disassociates on the couch until sunset*
me: fuck
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lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it
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showing my blood places it's never seen before!
1. the world outside my body
2. hhopital
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Autism is having a special interest and researching every niche aspect of said interest, being really excited to share info about it when someone asks. ADHD is being unable to give someone complete info on your special interest when they ask because your memory is shit and you can only remember vague details.
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Idea for new movie: A cop gets killed so an evil corporation takes his brain out and wires it up to a small, oar-powered watercraft
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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
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We, as a company are very dedicated to being diverse and hiring people from marginalized communities.
Requirements:
Masters Degree
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extremely fucked up that one of the symptoms of adhd is forgetfulness and difficulty sticking to habits and schedules and one of the best ways to alleviate those symptoms is by remembering to take a pill every morning at the same time
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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.
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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross
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