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You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 years.
Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!
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This is Dollar Squash

Reblog for something innocuous to be wildly successful, or to receive a huge winter squash.
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This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.
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Crossing my fingers and toes for a good side hustle job this year
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this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way
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One must always know how to make a good cocktail 🍹










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“You have to remember that I’ve been lonely for a long time. Loneliness is like ice. After you’ve been lonely long enough you don’t realize you’re cold, but you are … I don’t know, maybe at the center of me there’s some ice that never will melt, maybe it’s just been there too long. But you mustn’t worry. You didn’t put it there.”
— Larry McMurtry, from the novel The Last Picture Show (Dial Press, 1966)
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im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life
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