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If being pumped full of other women's cum was a crime, well let's just say I'd be wanted bred or alive 😎

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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

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My venti cosplay broke. Crying

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So people just cross the road here? Like they don't wait for the light every time? When I was a kid everyone told me that if I jaywalked I would get run over. I was walking around yesterday and a bunch of people just jaywalked right in front of cop. The cop was doing something else but wtf! If you are from Boston could you please explain this to me.

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i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

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the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

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"No climate justice on occupied land"

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

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There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

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the united states should not exist reblog if you agree

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Don’t care. Die.

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Btw when someone says "don't talk to me like that, I don't know you" the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.