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                                        Hey everyone.     It's been at least 4 months since my last activity here. A lot has happened. People met, friends made and lost. Lessons learned. It's been one heck of a ride with lot of ups and downs

    Theon was, and remains, one of my best and most beloved muses. I had a blast in this community and a handful of you have helped me flesh this guy out in so many different settings that at times it was hard keeping track of them. It has been a lot of fun here, and so many of you have also inspired me to write better and try change my style. Theon's account represent a lot of 'firsts' in my RP career, and I am grateful to all of you for contributing to that.

    This is by no means me saying goodbye. A lot has happened and if I want to try to successfully return then I simply need to start with a clean slate. No follower count to intimidate me and no busy dash. And no cluttered account. I couldn't bear to delete this one, since it holds so many great memories and posts I am proud of. Which is why this is now an archive.

    I want to thank everyone who stuck by me as a follower. As well as those who joined me after I went silent on here. It means a whole lot to see you guys were still here. And while I don't feel like linking back to my account just yet, it's super easy to find. Two people already did, actually. (Took me by complete surprise too!)

    I just simply feel too insecure to go on a follow spree right now, but I am sure we will run into one another at some point.

                                                                    Much love,                                                                     Cake.

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i may be short, but i can fuck you up.

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{AU where Theon was also given a direwolf pup and he names it Hunter}

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I need a nap and an orgasm.

An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

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LET ME APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE because my one-liners inevitably become multi-para and i honestly never expect anyone to match length okay because i word vomit like 24/7

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"It will leave an emptiness inside. A void you will never be able to fulfill."

Once upon a time sentence

    Frightened eyes watched the bastard intently, head tilted slightly, gaze questioning. The bastard had stripped him from everything and left just enough sanity for Reek to function. Just enough to be useful. Had he not already left his pet with a void he could never hope to fill?

    Oh, Reek tried to fill it anyway, whenever he felt brave enough to reach into the dark corners of his mind, grasping at memories of the man he had once been. Someone he should not wish to be again, if he wished to keep from harm. He was Reek, that should have to be enough for him.

                                When asked, it was.

    For now, he dared not presume to know what his lordship was talking about. Might be it was something horror yet left unsaid. That was his guess. One he would not voice in fear of what Ramsay might do if the idea of toying with Reek was brought to his immediate attention.

            “My lord?”

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{aaah the full gif of my fav ooc icon is on the dash 8D}

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If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.

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I FOUND THIS IN SOMEONE'S RULES, AND IT'S RELEVANT

I like to know my writing partner. This isn’t always necessary, and if you’re not the sort of person who tries to get chummy with their roleplaying buddies, that’s absolutely fine, but in my experience, the plots and characters that last the longest are the ones with the players that I can message at 3 in the morning with an idea without feeling like I’m bothering them. 

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And Robb. Robb who had been more a brother to Theon than any son born of Balon Greyjoy’s loins. Murdered at the Red Wedding, butchered by the Freys. I should have been with him. Where was I? I should have died with him.

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[text: Robbutt] so now its a joke?? whatever man [text: Robbutt] you dont insult another guys junk like that [text: Robbutt] your loss

[Text: Squidward] Whats wrong? [Text: Squidward] You can give the jokes but can’t take em? [Text: Squidward] I’d say prove me wrong but I don’t need anymore pictures thanks.

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[text: Robbutt] oh sure, cause youre the dick expert now [text: Robbutt] not cool dude, not cool at all [text: Robbutt] dont talk shit about things you know nothing about Stark

[Text: Squidward] You must have great stamina or something [Text: Squidward] To get your reputation [Text: Squidward] because the equipment doesn’t look like any big deal [Text: Squidward] just saying man

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[text: Robbutt] I try 8) [text: Robbutt] you know ill figure out what it is anyway

[Text: Squidward] You’re an ass Theon [Text: Squidward] and I’m changing my phone password.

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[text: Robbutt] fine i admit its my dick, you happy now?? [text: Robbutt] and a dick this bomb has to be shared come on

[Text: Squidward] You’re NEVER innocent [Text: Squidward] and yes, yes I am going to believe her [Text: Squidward] Because its perfectly believable that you can’t keep your dick to yourself.

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[text: Robbutt] youre just going to take her word for it? [text: Robbutt] i am innocent

[Text: Squidward] …… [Text: Squidward] Hey Theon? [Text: Squidward] you know I just have to ask [Text: Squidward] How can your sister identify your cock in like… less than 30 seconds?  [Text: Squidward] Also you know. Im gonna KILL YOU

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[text: Robbutt] you wound me Stark [text: Robbutt] no one can resist a Greyjoy

[Text: Squidward] I’m not a prude [Text: Squidward] Not being a manwhore doesn’t make me a prude ok. [Text: Squidward] Just because think like, [Text: Squidward] every girl in the city has to have your cock. [Text: Squidward] Doesn’t mean everyone thinks like that.

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[text: Robbutt] idk maybe you suddenly feel wild and adventurous and snap a dick pic [text: Robbutt] I know that doesnt sound likely given what kind of prude you are but whatever

[Text: Squidward] Dude.. [Text: Squidward] You actually think I would send *anyone* that sort of thing [Text: Squidward] and I don’t know.  [Text: Squidward] But there wasn’t a lot of guys who could have taken my phone and put it back before I noticed [Text: Squidward] besides I already sent one of them to her