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Okay but is anyone gonna talk about "She likes it when I'm mean to her though!" That is such a a weird line to say seemingly completely genuinely. Like what??? I would have interpreted it as a joke about Gangle being masochistic if Jax didn't seem so confused about it.
Jax being an asshole just to see Gangle suffer is one thing. Jax thinking being tormented is something other people enjoy, and not realizing it isn't? Being surprised she'd rather hang out with Zooble? Are we going to unpack that.
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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
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the thing about agents of shield that's so important is that it's all about hope
you can change the timeline and you can talk people down from the edge and you can save lives and you make a difference
it's literally all about "becoming part of something bigger"
aos is all about showing us that there is always hope
it's never too late for a ragtag team or even just one person to try their hardest
and it won't always work out but the important thing is that you always have to try
and i just think that's beautiful
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Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE
S-I-T-T-I-N-G
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Ich lese gerade einen ziemlich umfassenden Wälzer über die Habsburger Dynastie, und es liest sich wie eine Familienkomödie. Ich weiß nicht ob es daran liegt dass die Habsburger einfach durch ihre Geschichte hinweg verdammt viele waren (und ganz oft zu Beginn ihrer Geschichte auch nur Ansprüche auf irgendwelche Thröne erheben konnten weil halt sonst niemand übrig war, lol) aber ich liebe wie sich in diesem Buch eine bizarre Persönlichkeit an die nächste reiht.
Der kleine Bruder Franz Joseph's, Karl Ludwig, starb übrigens, weil er auf einer Pilgerreise "heiliges" Wasser straight aus dem Jordan getrunken hat- und dann an Ruhr erkrankte. What a way to go
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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica
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