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what if there was a repressed blond man in love with a dark-haired maniac

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A goblin and an elf have decided to defy tradition and get married. Their ceremony will be held in the magical forest in accordance with elven tradition.

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Having a sickass art idea that haunts your every waking moment but lacking the talent to fully idealize it in your exact vision

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we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….

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A king who doesn't really want to and isn't able to run the kingdom properly catches wind of a noble woman who wants to kill him to take over and he realizes she is extremely competent so he decides to propose to her to save everyone the hassle and they have a surprisingly healthy relationship.

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what if there was a repressed blond man in love with a dark-haired maniac

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

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In recent years of Dr who the doctor generally doesn't use physical violence due to his moral scruples but in 60s who the doctor generally didn't use physical violence bcos he was delegating it to whichever handsome 21 year old boy he was toting around

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

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I swear trying to write smut feels like:

His hands were hands and then the fingers were in the hand and the hand was with the fingers and the fingers had the hand in the other hand then the fingers dragged to the hand with the fingers and it was hot

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves