THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ
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People in their 20s through 40s: I still have nightmares about school sometimes.
School System: This is normal. I see no problem here.
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Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.
Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes.
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Meirl
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It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.
There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!
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The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.
Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.
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Just watched a really cute short documentary about William Hogarth's pugs 😭 his most famous one having the unfortunate name of uhhhh Trump....but anyway, here's Trump as a puppy in 1730:
And in the final year of his life, alongside his master:
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@hogwartsonline | hogwarts is home
“hogwarts will always be here to welcome you home.”
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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
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