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One day you follow a rainbow and find a pot of gold at the end. After marveling at it, you eventually resist the urge to take any because you aren’t a thief. The leprechaun who owns it wasn’t expecting that.

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One day you follow a rainbow and find a pot of gold at the end. After marveling at it, you eventually resist the urge to take any because you aren’t a thief. The leprechaun who owns it wasn’t expecting that.

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Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

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what’s the dna mutation 👀 asking for a friend

My biol teacher mentioned to us in class that apparently we are one (1) DNA mutation away from being able to catch the bird flu

And after everyone's initial shocked reactions, my dumb arse went "haha COVID? More like... corvid..."

Someone PLEASE duct-tape my mouth for the sake of humanity.

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@sewards-phonograph yo turns out not only do you have multiple renfields but the renfields have multiple sewards

“Unwavering devotion started following doctorjohnseward.”

Is that not what you do on the daily?

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D OCTOR… Pleasure to see you!… Here… On my blog…

I wouldn't say… "daily". But, there's nothing else to do, you know!

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Pride Tadas

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It's Dracula Day! Today, on May 26, is the anniversary of the publication of Bram Stoker’s Dracula - from 1897. This day has therefore been dubbed "Dracula Day". I have written a queer Dracula fanfiction with polyamory. You can read it here (In the notes, there are some content warnings):

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65215075/chapters/167754961

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A comic based on this poem

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Oh my god you throw ONE mirror ONE TIME and tumblr is never gonna let you forget about it

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hey prev why the fuck are your things in the tags

hot ❌ somewhat warm and cosy (am wearing puffer jacket) ✅ funny ✅ (at least I think I’m funny and who else matters)

can: dance 🤷 (hell I’m sure I could) maths ✅✅ (better than most people; never enough) spell ✅ (can and will occasionally correct spelling errors as a fuck you) drive ✅❓ (new driver; 60 hours 0 crashes 50 close calls) cook ❓ could survive would not thrive price of eggs too high I’d die

@timetravellingpizza answer this if not coward

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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damn right you Will. Hi Will.

dude I'm running out of names??? Rosalind and Celia and Frederick and Amiens and Jacques and fucking Orlando (god, that's a good name).

but like... what else is there. Oliver?

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the sheer audacity and irony in her statement.

My sister in Christ trans men are constantly infantilized and forcibly feminized and being masculine is punished by our peers because inside queer spaces it’s always ‘men yucky’ or ‘men evil’ like friendly reminder that not all masculinity is praised and not all femininity is punished

Most trans people were forced into a role they didnt want. Forcemasc is directed to transmascs and butches, not trans women. Same way around with forcefem.

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Rosalind: ya sure about that? 😏😏

dude I'm running out of names??? Rosalind and Celia and Frederick and Amiens and Jacques and fucking Orlando (god, that's a good name).

but like... what else is there. Oliver?