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I felt it was time to share this as hopefully my story will help!
Coming Out To You
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wow i sure hope *starts smacking my neck* THERES NO VAMPIRES AROUND. *slaps my neck really really hard* i HOPE there’s NO vampires who might want to BITE ME and suck my blood right here from my *i am smacking so godforsakenly hard* NECK
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In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.
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Giving birth is actually a baby shedding its host
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Where are the other 50 areas? Why is it ‘Area 51’ the only one we hear about? Must be a lot more shenanigans going on with so many previous ‘Areas’ unheard of.
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This blog is Dedicated to anyone suffering from Anxiety! Please Follow Us if You Can Relate: ANXIETYPROBLEMS
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Bamboozled. (via Kennnaughty)
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