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Jerma and the Drew Crew

Nancy Drew: Sea Of Darkness \ Jerma985

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Can I Go Where You Go? (Forever and Ever)

༉‧₊˚✧(wedding)

༉‧₊˚✧(one-shot)

༉‧₊˚✧(big island mike x reader)

༉‧₊˚✧(no smut)

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The waves called to you, their overlapping cries drowning out any other thought you might have had. Closing your eyes, you listened, waiting to hear more of their song. The melody was entrancing, small drops ringing high pitches, along with the low rumble as the wave stretched across the warm sands. Though it was not clear yet, you waited for a sign.

Then, you felt an arm around your waist. A strong, masculine arm. You felt a male presence, such a male presence, to your right. You saw his silky black ponytail before you saw his face, which you couldn’t see from this angle due to your neck not turning all the way.

“Y/N…” Said Big Island Mike, a sensual purr into your ear.

“Bim…”

He nuzzled his face into your hair. “Enjoying the sea?”

“Always.”

“Good.”

You reached up, stroking the deeply conditioned ends of his hair as it cascaded along your shoulder.

“You know, it’s bad luck to see the Big Island Bride before the wedding,” you say, intaking the smell of his conditioner. Coconut, with lime and mango scents mixed in.

“Ah, but Y/N, we make our own luck. Our own Big Island Destiny.”

“You’re right, Bim…” You turn around, looking into his warm brown eyes. “You’re always right.”

You stood on your toes to kiss him, but he put a finger on your lips.

“Wait just a bit more. After you walk down the aisle. After we say our Big Island Vows.”

You had to keep yourself from chuckling as you set your heels back down on the grains of sand. “Fine. I’ll wait.”

The bridal party, which included Pua (a bridesmaid), Dr. Quigley Kim (another bridesmaid), and your best friend, Nancy Drew (maid of honor). Nancy helped you do your hair while Pua did your makeup and Quigley talked about bugs.

“So I said to him, ‘No, you don’t know what an Appalachian Green Toed Beetle looks like,’ and he kicked me out of the bar!”

“For being smarter than him?” Asked Pua, taking a break from putting on your blush. “What a total dweeb.”

“Major dweeb,” said Nancy, pinning some of your (hair color) hair.

Quigley crossed her arms. “Exactly. I eventually set five-thousand ants free in his bar. He was nearly eaten alive.”

“By the ants?” You ask.

“No, by the customers who were mad he was responsible for the ants being there because he kicked me out for being smarter than he was.”

“Oooooh,” all three other women said in unison, including you.

Then, there was a knock at the door. You all looked up to the door and watched as a man in a yellow suit walked in. A hazmat suit. From the Hili Hili Research Center. He was an employee there and owed Big Island Mike a lot of money so he was working it off as an errand runner for the wedding. The hazmat suit was the best clothing he had.

“Excuse me, ladies, but it’s about five minutes until the wedding starts!”

“Thank you!” You all said, again, in unison.

Within those five minutes, Pua had finished your makeup, Nancy had finished your hair, and Quigley had named all the bugs she'd accidentally eaten. Now… It was time for the wedding dress.

It was beautiful, colorful, and perfect for a Big Island Wedding. It wasn’t white, that was too cliche for you. You were quirky, different, not like other Big Island Girls. Your dress was made of recycled Hawaiian shirts from various thrift shops all around the Big Island World. It was a sweetheart neckline with frills, and a shaped bodice that went down into a V waist. The skirt was full-length, a Big Island Train behind it, and flowers dotted the fabric. Pua had sewn them onto the gown herself. And the petticoat underneath? Chiffon, with colors for every shave ice flavoring at the Immersion Excursion. And to top it all off? Your shoes were Converse sneakers, painted with the face of your future husband, Big Island Mike.

“Are you ready?” Asked Nancy.

You nodded. “Yes. I am Big Island Ready.”

All four of you walked out and down the path to the beach, where the wedding was taking place. There wasn’t assigned seating, so everyone was on either side of the aisle, no matter if they knew the bride or groom. And down the aisle, at the end, in the opening after the audience ended, was him… Was… Bim. Big Island Mike. Your true love.

The bridal party went first, and then it was your turn.

As you walked down the aisle, everyone turned their heads. They gasped as they saw your wedding dressed, and then gasped again when they saw your shoes.

Big Island Mike locked eyes with you. You giggled to yourself, seeing his tuxedo, which was in the same print as his normal Hawaiian shirt.

“Oh, Bim,” you whispered to yourself. “Never change.”

You finally were at the Big Island Altar with Big Island Mike, and the Big Island Officiant opened his Bimble and looked upon the crowd.

“Alright. Now we may begin.”

He cleared his throat and began.

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the Big Island Marriage of these two people. A Big Island Life Partnership, with all that entails. Through their days knowing each other, they have grown together in love and friendship, and find now that it suits them best to go on as Big Island Husband and Big Island Wife. And now… The vows.”

He turned to Big Island Mike, awaiting his words.

“I, Big Island Michael Mapu, promise to Big Island Cherish you, Y/N, until the day I Big Island Die. I promise to always know your favorite flavors, as you know mine, and to always be the Best Big Island Husband I can be. I love the way you [something that you like to do] and how you smile at me when you finish. I love the way you make silly faces after spilling cookie batter on the floor. I love the way you quote The Office nonstop at family gatherings. I love… No. I Big Island Love You.”

Then, the officiant turned to you.

“I, Y/N, promise to Big Island Love you for the rest of my days. I will always know your favorite flavors, your favorite shells, your favorite fish, and I will be a lifelong companion to you until the day I Big Island Die. But I do have one question. Can I go… Where you go? Forever and ever? Because I don’t want to ever leave your Big Island Side. I want to be with you. For Big Island Eternity.”

“Yes… Always yes, Y/N.”

You both turned to the officiant, who had a smile on his face.

“I now pronounce you, Big Island Man and Big Island Wife. You may Big Island Kiss the bride.”

And he did. He took you into his Big Island Arms and dipped you, then kissed you until you both had to breathe. The audience all clapped and cheered and whooped.

“I love you, Bim.” You said, a hand on his cheek.

“And I love you,” he said. “Mrs. Bim.”

And you both lived happily ever after in Big Island Mike’s Immersion Excursion.

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Bad news, Bimbos, we will NOT be walking today, their tire popped so we’ll have to do tomorrow instead

Bim has spoken, and he is unsatisfied with me for not buying Big Island Blue Booty Shorts.

Went to Walmart earlier to get a water bottle because I’m gonna start walking with my friend tomorrow and got it in Big Island Blue

I also got two pairs of Big Island Booty Shorts for Big Island Summer but FORGOT TO GET THE BLUE PAIR THEY HAD

May Bim forgive me for my absentmindedness and consider the color of the water bottle to be acceptable enough.

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Went to Walmart earlier to get a water bottle because I’m gonna start walking with my friend tomorrow and got it in Big Island Blue

I also got two pairs of Big Island Booty Shorts for Big Island Summer but FORGOT TO GET THE BLUE PAIR THEY HAD

May Bim forgive me for my absentmindedness and consider the color of the water bottle to be acceptable enough.

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This is my best post yet tbh

What if I Big Island Killed Myself

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Penny, get the FUCK off my blog! Right now! OR I WILL GET BIG ISLAND ANGRY. FOLLOWING ME?!??! ESPECIALLY AFTER I TOLD YOU TO DNI?? Shame! SHAME ON YOU, PENNY. Okay??? RUN AWAY FROM MY BLOG BEFORE I BIG ISLAND SLAP YOU.

HE SEES YOU, PENNY, THOUGH YOU DENY IT. OPEN YOUR EYES, PENNY. TAKE A LOOK. CAN YOU SEE HIM? HIS HOLY FLAVORS???? Keep looking. I CAN TELL IF YOU AREN'T, PENNY. SO GET TO IT, PENNY. See his Big Island Light.

Eyes on the sky, @penny-milkin-em. Squint, rub, wear sunglasses, whatever, just make sure your Big Island Eyes are Big Island Watching. THIS IS A WARNING, PENNY. ALWAYS STAY BIG ISLAND VIGILANT FOR HIS WILL AND FLAVORS.

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You are also right he’s femme he’s butch he’s cis he’s trans he’s gay he’s bi he’s a str8 sister he is everything

Happy pride month to the clue crew’s goth sweetheart (he can be a little testy as a treat)

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Happy pride month to the clue crew’s goth sweetheart (he can be a little testy as a treat)

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Have some flavors, Bimbos! You've earned it!

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I LOVE OUR NAKED SON

BIM DISCORD SERVER UPDATE:

THE BIMBOS ARE ADOPTING MR SKINBAG

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Giddy-up, Bimbos! Time for your next task.

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Guys, if you weren’t in the bimbo discord when the news dropped, my parents got married on the day Katie Firestone’s mayonnaise expired

✨ 09 25 1994 ✨

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A BIG ISLAND RECAP FROM BIMBO TRIAL #3

Eight bimbos were sent the following clues:

“Ned’s 10th”

“Live at Big Island Mike’s”

“Smokies”

“Canonically gay”

“High School”

“0925 1994”

“Nancy canonically kills someone”

and this photo:

⚠️ SPOILERS BELOW ⚠️

Each of these clues gave us a number:

(0 Nancy kills)

(2 people live at Big Island Mike’s)

(1 Canonically gay character - Dagny)

(4 big island bucks for an Aloha Necklace)

(7 is Ned’s 10th phone number digit)

(1 Paseo del Mar in game #1)

(7 pounds for Smokies in SPY)

(9 the expired mayo [which expires 0925 1994] is in game #9)

Our benevolent prophetess then gave us this hint:

We determined that the password was 02141779, the day that Capt. James Cook was killed by native hawaiians after taking hostage and killing Chief Kalani’ōpu’u.

Putting the password into the link provided by @the-immersion-excursion at midnight (PST) last night, we received this crossword puzzle:

All of the answers can be found in the Creature of Kapu Cave, EXCEPT 1 Down. Which can be found in Miss Excursion’s fanfiction “i’d rather burn my whole life down.” where we find out that Y/N’s mother did indeed die on 9/11. Meaning that the answer to 1. Down is “Twin Towers.”

Sending the answers to Miss Excursion, she provided us with the final password: PICKLES

In following, one must message her “SOUR KISS” to conclude the trial.

THANK YOU TO MY FELLOW BIMBOS WHO PARTICIPATED ON THE DISCORD, (if i miss someone PLEASE TELL ME):

@papenniesandbentoboxes @topeka-commission-for-the-arts @sonnys-space-junk @discombobulateddisco007 @nancyscenterofoperations @nancydrewmermaid @naancypants @henrikvanderswoon @prettymuchpotter @iwantakokokringle @draconicwishes @beastofblackmoor

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Meet me at Midnight.

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The Bimbo Trials group chat is very serious.

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Midnight? Yes, and... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _