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Bimbo reader and nipple obsessed schlatt … :3

BARK BARK YOU GUYS HAVE THE BEST IDEAS!!!

He would be sooooooo into your little tube tops. You’d say that wearing a bra would ruin the whole point of strapless t-shirts and he’d just nod carelessly. Of course he wouldn’t be listening, just staring at the hardened buds.

He would just have them in his mouth when you guys are scrolling through social media and cuddling. Not even sexual. Just because.

Lactating? Oh lawd he’d be worse than a child. He’d be sooo aroused at how much more plump your breasts look, and how your perfect nipples oozed out milk. I mean, they were practically begging for him and he’s gotta help you out ya know!!

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON NIPPLE PIERCINGS. the day you came home with them you swore you had never seen him be more surprised in his LIFE. he’d just stare for hours.

If you ever want to change the piercing he’d ask “can I help?” That scandal would convince you that he’s helping just for him to use it as an excuse to worship your nips. Not like you were complaining though.

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wait but schlatt xbimboreader where he's degrading her and calling her a slut...

YES I LOCE TJIS

Warnings: spanking, manhandling, degrading (kinda I have no idea how to write degrading. I literally had to look up what other words to use other than whore/slut)

It started off so innocent. Just a little joke name calling between you two and then whore was thrown in the mix. When you were unusually quiet, Schlatt turned to face you. He thought that maybe he had struck a nerve. Lo and behold, you were a flustered mess. Looking away, messing with the hem of your pretty denim miniskirt, breathing heavily, pupils dilated, disheveled and all. He shot you a wide grin.

“‘Ya like that, slut? You look so hot and bothered.”

You tried defending yourself, but it fell to deaf ears as he strode towards you. “Yer just embarrassed I found a secret pleasure of yours.. maybe I should punish you for not sharing this earlier. Or would you like that too much?” He flipped you over so you were laying flat on your tummy and almost ripped your skirt, making you gasp. “Schlatt! This skirt costs good money!” He ignored your mindless yapping to examine your clothed cunt. “You’re already wet? Of course you are, you filthy, pathetic whore.” “I’m serious about the sk-haaaa…” your sentence faded off into a moan as his digits skillfully toyed with your bundle of nerves. You figured you’d be off the hook for not telling him about your… guilty pleasure, but that was far from the truth.

You fluttered your eyes shut and let out a content sigh of pleasure, until a loud SMACK echoed through the room and you felt a stinging pain on your ass. You gasped and whooped your head back “h-hey! That hurt you ass!” “Oh yeah? m’sorry, baby.” He obviously was not sorry as he landed another harsh smack on your ass. He rose an eyebrow at your nervous face. That time, you had actually moaned. Not from pain, but from pleasure. He chuckled. “Oh you’ve gotta be fuckin’ kidding me. You’re in for a looong night, doll.”

Forgive me if this isn’t what you wanted! I haven’t written in so long… I’m breaking the ice slowly but surely!!

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Bunny!bimbo reader x ram!schlatt <3

GOD I LOVE THEM SOO MUCH

you guys would be so curious about eachother 😭 he'd wonder if your ears and tail are fake and you'd wonder if his horns were fake.

when you tugged at his horns, he got mad "what was that for??" "sorry! i thought they were fake!!" "well now i need payback!" "what?- OW!" he pulled your ears

but its safe to say you guys are such a power duo, basically inseparable. he's always finding a way to tease you and you always get soo flustered every time.

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bimbo! reader wearing something really revealing and not even intending to and schlatt just going. feral.

STOP HE'D GO SOOO FERAL

it doesnt even have to be super revealing, even just a tank top or shorts makes him go crazy.

if you are shorter than him he'll get a great view of your cleavage, him asking you to stand infront of him as you. after a few minutes, you start to get more confused than before "what are you doing?" "staring at your tits, what else?"

when you're wearing something ACTUALLY revealing, hes foaming at the mouth. revealing bottoms? hand on your ass at all time. a revealing shirt? he'll have his hand over your "shoulder" (your boobs)

with friends he'd smack your ass and laugh when you get mad at him or squeeze your tits and you'd have to act like his hans weren't affecting you. little did you know, schlatt noticed the way you rubbed your thighs rubbed together

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can we get a short and chubby reader x schlatt….. ur writing makes me levitate (sfw or nsfw!!! wtv u want <3)

THIS MADE ME SOOO HAPPY OFC I WILL<3!

sorry if this is slightly shorter than usual, i am fostering a kitten so i havent had much time to check tumblr 😓 hes a sweetie but he requires attention 25/8

schlatt had never been so desperate for anyone in his life. he was on his knees, begging to taste her wet cunt, one hand on her plushy thighs and another on her stomach roll. "you really want to taste me that bad?" he could hear in her voice how she was considering taking up the offer " please.. 'need you so bad.. wanna make you feel good" he felt so pussy drunk that he was slurring his words. when you finally agreed, he swore he was on cloud nine.

ripping your clothes off in a hurry, he noticed you trying to get on the bed "no, stay here.. i want you to know how much i want you by bruising my knees for your pretty pussy."

I KNOW HER PUSSY GOOD BECAUSE HER STOMACH GOT A PUDGEE. but fr i wasnt super sure how to incorporate the fact that shes chubby, i dont usually write about certain body types though (unless someone requests it)

fun fact i wrote this based off an interaction i had

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guys PLEASEE send in more bimbo!reader i need it!!!

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I love YOU and please write something about reader with an absolute GYATTTTT cuz i was planning on writing something about it but I've stopped writing cuz I've gotten self conscious abt my writes lol.

Schlatt looking at you from across the room🙀 ^

as someone who has a thick juicy scrumptious ass.. ofc i will write this!!!! once i saw this like 12 ideas popped up in my mind LMFSOO

he's reading his thirst comments on stream for fun, when he reads yours. "idk why schlatt is so majestic but goddamn... he was sculpted by GODS... i wanna feel those chops on my thighs iykwim..!!" he reads out in shock, stopping halfway to wheeze. "lets see who this is. who are you?

he sees your instagram in your twitter bio and searches the exact user. "okay, lets see.." he clicks on your profile and his eyes are wide as saucers with his mouth hanging open. "you see this shit???" he clicks on one of your photos, specifically the one of you in a suimsuit, your back turned to the camera but you twisted your head behind your shoulder so the camera could see your face. "ive got big booty bitches with pretty faces thirsting over me." he tries joking about it, but theres no denying the fact that he's got a blush on his cheeks.

he zooms into the picture so he can get a closer view of your ass "i mean.. shes not even... that fine like..." he paused every few words to let out a fake chuckle, and while he was saying that he followed you and dm'ed you.

"y/n. if you're watching this.. i will personally send you a plane ticket, hit me up."

later that day, you check your instagram to see a new dm. your eyes widened when you found out it was your favorite streamer. "hey ahaha uh so about my chops on your thighs.. i will GLADLY take up that offer..!!!!!" you read the dm in your mind "i miss one stream and this happens."

when you guys finally meet, he sets up his camera to stream as you both planned on doing a baking stream together, and the chat is going crazy at the amount of chemistry between you two. Every time schlatt would sneak "subtle" glances, the chat would always spam with "I SAW THAT" or "YOU ARENT SLICK".

dont even get me started on the sex.. he would love having you sit on his face and he loves doggy style cause of how much your ass moves

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HII CG ON 50 WOWOWOWO

i saw on your profile that you liked sonny angels and i do too !! ^_^ i just got my first hipper

but back to the request, reader being the sonny angel gf and schlatt being the smiski bf 🫶

btw can i be 🍓 anon??

THANK YOU ML!!! ♡ congrats on your first hipper, hope you got a good one :) i love this idea i see it all around tiktok but like 😭 where 😭 is 😭 my 😭 smiski 😭 bf😭

he's on live, when a donation comes in "any collections that we dont know about, schlut?" the text to speech obama voice reads out "first off dont fucking call me that. second off, i think i have any that i havent shown..." hes looking around "oh! heres my smiski collection" he shows the chat every single one he has (which is alot). hes laughing at the dressing series when something in chat catches his eye "you gotta sonny angel gf to go with that?" he reads it aloud and hes like "onee second." he turns to leave the room and comes back 5 minutes later with a woman and its obvious shes nervous yet excited. "this is my sonny angel girlfriend, y/n." her are hands behind her back, hiding something.

he whispers "show 'em" in her ear and she swats him away, finally revealing what she had behind her back. sonny angels!

long story short it took an hour to go through half of your collection..

this feels like a self insert help..

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*walks up to the stage* uhm... *i awkwardly tap the mic* uhh.... bunny!reader.. and c!schlatt... no? okay..*i run away, tripping in the process*

NAWW COME BACK THIS IS SO GOOD... LAWDDD OMFG ILY

warning: smut!! reader in heat, dom schlatt, sub reader. oral (f receiving) face sitting, overstimulation kinda?, p in v, unprotected sex, (please please please use protection, this is fiction!!) ,breeding, petnames (uses of "baby, bunny")

schlatt came home after a long day of work, exhausted and ready to have quality time with his wife. except... where was his wife? she was usually in the kitchen, cooking something.. i mean, he did come home earlier than expected, but something was up.

when he was walking to your shared room, he heard muffled sobs. opening the door to see your dear wife sobbing and whimpering while pathetically humping a pillow was something he never thought he'd see, so when he did, his cock shot up immediately "schlatt.. need y'cock inside me.. please!" you sped up your pace as he chuckled and stopped you "my poor bunny in heat, huh?" he rubbed your puffy, throbbing clit slowly as you sobbed and wiggled your hips around for more friction "sit on my face, baby.. then ill give you my cock" you complied with ease, immediately plopping on his face.

you gasped as you felt his tongue enter you. he set you so your clit was on the tip of his nose "ride my face." the stern tone along with the vibrations sent to your drooling core made your eyes roll back in pleasure. you bounced up and down on his tongue fast, loving the feeling of him finally pleasuring you (even if it was you doing all the work) you were gripping on his horns to keep you up straight, knowing how sensitive they were. he was restraining himself and you didnt want that. you wanted him to drill his thick cock in you till he's fucked you dumb. there were no words needed, he already knew you were close, and he wouldnt stop you, not when your in heat.

as you rode through your high, you were still clutching onto schlatts horns "i cant control myself when you touch my horns, bunny" he warned you "good." he had never heard so much lust and desire in anyones voice, and it broke him. he un-zipped his pants and his cock sprung out, red and leaking with pre-cum. without warning, he lifted you up and pushed you all the way down on his cock.

you now sat balls deep in your husband, clenching around him, still recovering from your first orgasm. he somehow managed to throw you around so that you had your ass up and face smushed into the pillow. "ill show you how it feels" he growled in you ear as you moaned at how mean he was being.

he pulled out of your sopping cunt and rammed right back in, making a very loud slapping noise and making your ass jiggle and tail bounce slightly. he kept repeating what he was doing at a painfully slow pace "please, schlatt..." "please what, bunny?" "please fuck me till i cant speak, fuck me till everyone can hear, be as rough as you want, im your sex toy" what you said made him chuckle and go faster, except he went very fast. you couldnt keep up with him cause of how good he was fucking you.

you didnt have time to react as you felt the knot in your stomach snap. it was obvious that he felt it too, but he went even faster. you were screaming out his name as he came inside you.

you thought it was the end, until you realized he wasnt pulling out. "schlatt... you already came and you arent hard anymore... are you gonna pull out?" "nope" you could feel the grin on his face as he started up again.

jezuz i feel like im sweating

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this is so yummy

Okay so Roommate!Jschlatt finding out that his roommate is stealing his clothes. He acts all pissed and defensive but in reality he melts when he finds out.

Not a request just a little blurb.

Also can I be 🍄 anon? I’m new to your posts (:

of course ! 🍄 anon i love you for this idea mwah

admittedly schlatt was a bit confused when he noticed that his clothes were disappearing from his wardrobe faster than usual. some items being returned as if they had never left, some vanishing without a trace.

it wasn’t until one evening he was in the kitchen late one night after a night of gaming, grabbing something to snack on. then all of a sudden, under the soft glow of the lights and the patter of your feet he heard you wandering in.

slowly turning his head to the source of the noise, he saw you. wearing his green wilson hoodie, it’s large size swallowing your body. you couldn’t help but freeze, not expecting to see him as you came to grab a glass of water.

“is that my fucking hoodie?” he monotonously quizzed, his brow furrowing slightly as he glared at you. there was a brief pause as you hesitated to speak.

his expression was difficult to pinpoint; his face seemed rather stern but there was a playfulness in his eyes.

“yeah- sorry, they’re just-”

“i’m gonna have no clothes left if you keep at it,” he retorted as he shook his head with annoyance. his back leaned against the countertop as he finished the remnants.

“sorry, i’ll take it off,”

“well there’s no fuckin’ point now you’re already wearing it,” he retorted blandly before there was a temporary lapse in conversation. “just- keep that one, i was gonna get rid of it anyway.”

he seemed to brush off the comment and not make a huge deal of the situation, feigning that he was doing it out of niceness. however, he would be lying if he didn’t just love how you looked in his clothes.

he watched as you poured yourself a glass of water, sleepily. god did you look so fucking cute.

“y’know, just ask like a normal person next time,” he spoke rather coldly, deflecting his true emotions. he didn’t want to outright tell you to never wear them again otherwise he wouldn’t be blessed with your sight. he then disappeared back into the confines of his bedroom.

slipping into bed and not being able to get the thought of you out of his head.

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thank you guys for 50 followers! thats such an accomplishment for not even a month writing :) ily all

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HIIII SO HAPPY YOU GOT INTO WRITINGGG💓💓💓 could you maybe do a female pro wrestler x Jschlatt for me 😉❤️ Ive been thinking about it alllllll week!! And I’m too lazy too write one of my own but i might 😴

anything for you! im not super educated on pro wrestling but ill try! ♡ (this is such a good idea omgomgomgomg)

a/n: listening to the new miski song while working on this

one of his friends wanted to see it but they had an extra ticket so he invited him... and let me tell you, he had never seen such a hot woman do such hot things... he secretly found aggressive and dominant woman very attractive, he instantly became a big fan of you.

once he saw that you were doing autographs, he wanted to go talk to you. It seems like his friend did too because they both walked in the direction of the autographs.

after standing in line for a little, the two finally make it "hi there!" you gave them a kind smile. they were shocked how kind you were after absolutely demolishing someone. Once you and his friend had a normal conversation, it was his turn to converse with you.

he started off by saying how cool he thought the sport was (obviously he wasnt gonna mention how attractive you were to him). you chatted with him for a little as some fans were getting impatient. you were calling him pet names (cutie, handsome ect) he thought nothing of it, maybe you were just trying to be nice. you eventually asked if he wanted you to sign something and he bashfully patted his pockets and pulled out a small piece of paper.

after you signed it, he walked off, not realizing you put your number on that little paper.

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how do you think quackity would be with a bimbo!gf? :3

IM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

(this is relatively short since theres a few other fics im working on atm but lmk if you guys have/want more ideas!)

they'd be so in sync. very childish together, always making jokes n wheezing about something stupid.

whenever they are together quackity is always making innuendos about him & you. "babe, that shirt is so cute, but id like to see it on my bedroom floor" youd complain about how cheesy it was but he'd see the blush on your face and the way you squeezed your thighs together

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wait but like schlatt x bimbo reader where he makes her squirt for the first time...

I LOFE YOU ANON. SO MUCH.

"too much! too-much! you were moaning messily, absolutely fucked stupid. and schlatt loved it. he wasnt even saying anything, too focused on making you cum.

suddenly bucking your hips up, schlatt knew you were very close. he started fastening his pace to even quicker (if that was even possible). you felt the knot in your stomach burst, but it was an unfamiliar feeling. "holy shit." you snapped out of your trance, finally opening your eyes to see schlatt covered in juices. his eyes were wide as saucers and his dick got even harder. he had never felt himself getting this hard, not ever.

you, on the other hand, were embarrassed. You thought he was disgusted by what had happened, untill...

"im gonna make you squirt every time we fuck, now"

oh god.

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Please more schlatt x bimbo reader, I love them sm🙏🙏🙏🙏

heres some smut because ive been thinking about it sooo much like its crazy

schlatt is crazy good with his hands... he'd be making you squirt so quick

you're grabbing onto his wrist as he continues to quickly shove his fingers in and out of you.. "s'too much" you could barely finish your sentence from how much he was making you moan "i know baby, i know.. just cum few more times and ill stop."

breeding kink. yes.

He'd have you face down, ass up. "im gonna cum.. fuck, back or front" when you push him back onto you and say "inside" he immediately cums. he loves the thought of your breasts swelling even bigger than they already are and your tummy expanding because of HIS cum.

(shoutout to void. a huge inspo for this and such a good writer!!)

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BREEDING KINK SCHLATT I REPEAT BREEDING KINK SCHLATT

schlatt seeing you playing with ur nephew that you had to babysit for the weekend and having to watch him while he was streaming so that you could go pick something up from the store.

the chat was freaking out when you handed him the baby in the middle of the stream, laughing at his surprised face when he was just handed a baby. he quickly explains its not his kid and that he was just being uncle jschlatt for the day and that it wasn't his baby.

his eyes caught the one message that jokingly said 'big guy knocked her up so good she popped a baby out the next day'. he didnt acknowledge it directly, but it put the thoughts of you ass up on his bed stuffed with cum and shaking as he bred you over and over again, fingerfucking it back into your overstimulated hole until he was ready to fuck you again.

trying to ignore the image it put in his head, schlatt just blinked rapidly before looking at the camera, a look of pure disbelief on his face as he said "i think i'm ready to be a dad, chat."

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hii mootie i love ur schlatt x bimbo!reader smmm!

what if he got jealous of another person checking you out but youre just oblivious of whats going on!?!?!? ♡

(hey guys, id like to start by apologizing for being in active recently, i hope this counts as an apology ♡😓)

HI MOOTIE PATOOTIE!!!11!!1111!! JEALOUS SCHLATT IM S(CREAMING)

Walking around a mall, hand and hand as you excitedly point to stores. He pays for your stuff and you pay for his. You both decided to settle down at a cafe in the mall. The waiter walks to your table looking done with his job. Schlatt could see his eyes physically light up from the sight of the very attractive woman (HIS girlfriend) and he already knew this was gonna be a very awkward interaction. The waiter looked very young, maybe 16 or 17, no older than 18.

“Hello, ill be your waiter today. Can I start you guys off with any appetizers?” the waiter seemed to only be looking in your direction “i think i'm ready to order, are you?” you answered then looked over to schlatts direction “yeah.” you both order, and schlatt swears he saw the teenage boy drool while looking at her cleavage. He did not mention anything because he wanted to wait to cause a scene till after they had their meal.

You, though, were completely unaware of what was going on. Bouncing your legs up and down and babbling on about something that happened the other day. When the young boy brings the food out, he gave you a flirtatious look and winked at you. Schlatt was fuming at this point. This guy was either stupid, blind, or an asshole because your BOYFRIEND was right across you! And the insane amount of PDA between both of you was very obvious.

Once the two were finished, the boy came back with the check (and a question) 

“Hey… can i get your number? You are really cute and id like to go out on a date with you…” before your boyfrien could make a remark and cause a whole scene, you smashed your lips with schlatts into a heated kiss. You were a moaning, whimpering mess while he was playing with your breasts. This happened fr a good 2 minutes before the man scurried back to the kitchen in shock and embarrassment. “Thanks! The food was so good!” you innocently thanked the waiter as if you hadnt almost been dry-fucking your boyfriend. You gave her along with a few other waiters a tip for the commotion you caused while schlatt was begging you to get out of there as fast as possible so he could fuck you dumb.