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The salvia trip during "Pinocchio 3000" made the title accurate because thats how many years the movie lasted

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Manchurian Candidate (PS2) Longplay

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I’m gonna explore monkey tail cave. Wish me luck!!

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i went toward the shop to get a snacky-snack

and came across a fella playing hackey sack

bouncing back and forth, his teeny beany bag

i caught it in the air and jack got mad,

when i threw it into an open window of a moving car

destination? To the Shore, Far far far

he choked me like a goose until a heard a snap

waking up 8 hours later from my storefront nap

Hackey sack

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they had no reason to share a hug this intimate. do you think they fucked

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Flintstones Forever (FINAL EPISODE)

This episode of the Flintstones is special; it is the final appearance of ANY of the Flintstones cast. Forever. Dino, Barney, you will never see them again. Not on vitamins, not on rebroadcasts, not on Fruity Pebbles; this FINAL episode earmarks what is to be the absence of every an ALL FLINTSTONES MEDIA.

A joint effort by Turner Broadcasting, HBOMAXBO, Time Warner, and Hanna Barberra, any company that once worked on the Flintstones who may have since become defunct, have returned one last time for this 20 minute special broken up by advertising over a 30-minute block. The purpose? To REMOVE THE FLINTSTONES ONCE AND FOR FUCKING ALL.

The episode starts with an impending meteor strike that strikes in tandem with several volcanic eruptions. The sour tone is sometimes broken up by Barney’s quips, such as “gee Fred, this shit is for the dogs, uhuhuhuh!” . Despite the tone, there is no violence, no chaos, all the Flintstones join hand in hand to create a circle, both human, animal, and dinosaur alike, to mark the target of the meteor, of which it will strike with pinpoint accuracy. Right before it hits, however, the cartoon hard-cuts to the closing musical segment:

🎶when you, watched the Flintstones,

Had a yabba-dabba-doo time?

You had a good time?

You will say bye to the Flintstones!

*Goodbye Flintstones!*

Gods voice: “FOREVER”🎶

After the broadcast, all merch, broadcasts, and memory of the Flintstones is erased from existence forever, through television subliminal amniastics, destruction of merch and information. In fact, you forgot you even read this post just now

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there has to be at least one instance of someone breaking through and when they regained consciousness they were told Osama Bin Laden had just been killed

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Magmatic ☢️ Refinery

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Apology Kart

Racing game where you win by saying sorry

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overwatch? tf2? Battle field? Sorry, LOL not a fucking nerd!

Dont talk to me ever

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Uhhh yes sir I would like to see your used car selection also do you have any that run on fate?

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my cool new song

i woke up one morning to horrible pain,

sewer water coming up from my drains

unable to reach the utility number

im foot-deep in hair with only a plunger

HUMAN POOP

HUMAN POOP

HUMAN POOP

the poopy water seeped into linoleum

and the whole house smells like petroleum

sludge, hair, and chunks all over the house

up from the drains, i saw a mouse

HUMAN POOP

HUMAN POOP

HUMAN POOP

the fuzz stopped by to add to the pain,

tested the water, found human remains

a criminal mind tried flushing the bones

bringing poop water to all of the homes

HUMAN POOP

HUMAN POOP

HUMAN POOP

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My life is a movie (Ant Man And the Wharght)

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A gorilla born in captivity at the Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo has been given the name Optimus Primal. This is a nod to both gorilla fans and Transformers fans alike, as most gorillas in the wild do not fucking have names

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Society if every guy looked like SephirothSword57