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Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif
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hahaha omg y'allllll I'm getting encased in tree sap rn what kinda pose should I fossilize in 🤣
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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!
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woke content detector is better at acknowledging kris's pronouns than a significant amount of the fanbasr ...
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