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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

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I like to think that it was really hard for Telemachus to consider Odysseus as his father despite all of the years he's been titling him as one. It's easier to trust that someone gone will come back, than to actually believe and envelope the fact that they're here.

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Odysseus is "There are other way"-ing Zeus This is to everyone in that comment section!

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For FF Fanthology.

My ever-bleeding heart for FFXV.

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SOURCE - By ZARiEL✦AZRA

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art by The Baby Goat

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Erika Ishii: "ROOKS" [source]

Alex Jordan: "For anyone curious... we do have a name for ourselves. It's our group chat name. We are The Rookery." [source]

Alex Jordan on Tiktok [source]

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Dude. The moment she says "I've got you. Don't worry, Circe's got you" I'm at her feet with my head on her lap. That's how much of a simp I am.

Also. I'm a woman, so I don't get transformed into a pig. Win 😎

would you go inside?

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would you go inside?

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Throwback to the Circe Saga

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Krile!!

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Siren!Penelope: Yo, this sailor says he's afraid of the water?! How the hell am I supposed to work with that?!

Other Siren: I dunno, just roll with it!

Siren!Penelope: Sure, I guess. Also, what do you think? Boy dad or Girl dad?

Other Siren: Oh Girl dad! 99% sure!

Siren!Penelope: Let's hope it's not that 1%.

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I would ask her if I could be a little nymph chilling on her island and having my head pat by her. I would be anything she wanted me to be.

No nuance just if you think you’d fall for her

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Hey EPIC fandom, AU where Odysseus does take Astyanax with him, and when they cross paths with the sirens, someone has to hold this little toddler away from the boat's edge as he keeps repeating "mama" and reaching for a siren pretending to be Andromaque.

Good night Epic fandom.

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Luke Skywalker: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down. Mara Jade: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kids cartoon? Luke Skywalker: I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

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Have you seen this man?? Local woman and son on search for wanted-criminal husband.

Aka, Penelope and Telemachus get fed up and go on their own quest to find Odysseus, and have a completely normal time