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me when i love something: i hate this

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Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - 5/08

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1d ™: *is a fucking mess*

me: nice, i like consistency

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Liam's health > your $200 tickets

get your fucking priorities straight

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most of the lyrics to girl almighty make no sense but i still go hard as hell because my light is as loud as as many ambulances as it takes to saviour 

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i have been screaming continuously since march 25th

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zayn a few weeks ago: i’d also like to take this moment to thank four of the best guys i’ve ever met zayn now: 1-800-BITCH-YOU-THOUGHT

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It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

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liam crawling into harry’s bed in the middle of the night and sniffling “mommy and daddy are fighting” and harry’s like ..liam? how did u get into my house ?? 

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can harry just go solo and put me out of my misery

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1D fandom since March 25th: 

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Meanwhile…

Harry: *sits up from sunbathing naked* I sense a disturbance

Blonde model: it’s probably nothing

Old rich man: just go back to sleep, h

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I wish I never knew about 1D lol, how do I erase those video diaries from my brain?

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Just how fast the night changes

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Louis’ dead, Harry’s in LA, Niall is in the 1930s and Liam is still in bed

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i gotta give zayn some props though i’d never be able to lose 50k after making one post and still survive