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in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage









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one night I tried to smoke 2 smokes at once 1 in each hand and I lost the 1nsch from my index finger and it never grew back
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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄
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SHAWNEE SMITH as AMANDA YOUNG in SAW III (2006) dir. Darren Lynn Bousman
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on the sixth day god created white tank top with no bra and he saw that it was good
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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Post-it… MianQing? QingMian? QingQing? What’s their ship name
(I don’t know that they ever interact in canon but the fandom has successfully pitched them to me as a potential power couple)
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
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when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed
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I saw someone posting boobs online. be careful guys
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