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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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Possible unpopular opinion: treating having a special interest as equivalent to being an expert on the topic is another form of the savant stereotype.

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Reached out to a biologist to request some info about an extinct species of freshwater shrimp and the email she sent in response was not only lovely and helpful but also kind of poetry to me? People who study invertebrates are actually the most hopeful and compassionate scientists that we have.

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Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:

-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic -Sex scenes in art are pointless -Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants -Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading -People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life -Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.

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Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.

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little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

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I'm doing a stardew valley evil run and the worst part of it so far is telling Linus that I don't like that he roots through the bins 😭

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Wei Zhao - The Rhythm of Midnight, 2024 - Oil on canvas

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Was tempted to tell off a terf for directing the usual “transmascs are damaged/confused/traitorous/brainwashed women” narrative at me today but on second thought I think I’d actually like to broadcast this one to a wider audience

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"Men oppress women meaning trans men oppress trans women" trans men dont have the power within patriarchal society to oppress people on the basis of gender, trans men are different than cis men

"Omg are you saying trans men arent actually men?" No but if you believe trans people and cis people are 100% identical including in life experience and how theyre treated by society then youre either lying to yourself or youre just plain stupid.

I guess since you think trans and cis people are the exact same then we dont need any protection from transphobia because ig transphobia doesn't exist? Cis people dont experience it and since we're the exact same as cis people ig we're just treated the exact same, better call all the trans organizations and charities and resources and tell em "cis people dont need you so neither do we bc we're the exact same as cis people" y'all are fucking idiots tbh