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This is a friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice. If you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then I kindly ask that you unfollow me and go to hell~
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Horrible news, Roe v. Wade was overruled in the states.
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'You are the Universe experiencing itself'.
Send help - the Universe has anxiety.
my inner 8 year old is constantly freaked out at the realization that life is not some special state of matter and i am a mineral being! my insides are red because rust is red! the internal structure my body secretes is made out of the same stuff as cliffs and chalk! i am a wet rock that time tricked into thinking
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Every. Damn. Day.
Even the ones that haven't been published for the masses yet? Like, how? You haven't been thrown out into that void for devouring yet.
Thanks for the anxiety, but doing so now would only increase your unholy power tenfold. Time to burn my hard drive so they shall never get the chance to see the light of day-
I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.
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(also, 2 more things: 1: if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roommates. 2: for characters that can only live in certain conditions, those conditions will be ignored, and they’ll still be able to live.)
(sorry if you don't like this content, I just saw one of those "fictional character in photo roll" posts and thought I would make one.)
#Mafiafell Papyrus#Not sure if things just got better or worse#But they certainly did get interesting
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Catweazle, Rune Factory 5


#and with this single post I have now dated myself#i feel like this crossover would either be absolutely amazing or absolutely nightmarish
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When you have 4 fics in the works, but don't know which to publish first because that means updating another story on a semi-regular basis when you haven't touched your last one in four months and you just aren't sure if you're ready for that kind of commitment yet;;;
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Lost Kingdoms II
Ōkami
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Harvest Moon (DS Cute)
Pokémon Sapphire

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[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]
man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.
[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]
man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.
[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]
man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.
[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]
man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!
[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]
man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
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@lollipopskele @firedrakegirl
And anyone else who'd love to give this a whirl!! ♡
Starting a piccrew chain because this is GORGEOUS
No pressure tags: @zombiedoodlesstuff @all-just-for-a-moment @lunex-the-cat @ccinochai @micc0ro @julday4 @swabencrer @novae-viking @satellite-starss @thatoneboredbystander @calcium-cat @hannahs-creations
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Just wanted to clear this thing up
Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either:
I want to treasure that ask forever
I dont feel up to social interaction
I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it
What it does NOT mean:
I dont like getting asks
You’re bothering me by sending asks
SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!
#All those kind messages that haven't been responded to that are still sitting in my inbox?#is cuz I look at em everytime I'm feeling down or sad#Bless all of you and thank you so much from the bottom of my heart ♡
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I think I just might give this a go o: ♡
Three years in a row and still going! We're back and ready to take a big break with our sweet boy, Sans. It's been some real gray years for some and we're ready to liven things up with some Multiverse Travels. Explore a different world (or worlds!) alongside your Sans of choice. What sights would you both see and experience?
If you’re unsure what Sans x Self-ship week is:
It’s a week long event to celebrate shipping yourself (or your OCs/Sona) with Sans. That can be good ol’ Classic but you can also go with any variant: Underfell, Horrortale, Dreamtale, your own personal AU—you name it, you can do it!
Fan fic and fan art are both allowed, as are NSFW and Dark fic works, we only ask that you tag things appropriately to give readers a heads up on what to expect! Please note that we will not be accepting any explicit underage content. Please tag your posts with #sanship, @this blog, or even submit your works directly to us so we can see and reblog what you create!
Due to tumblr’s restriction on NSFW visual content, you are more than welcome to post images to the Ao3 collection we have created specifically for this event, which can be found here: Sans/Self Insert Ship Week 2022. Simply click the little button to the right of the collection that reads, “Post to Collect”. Do bear in mind that you will have to host your art on an image hosting site before you can embed it in an Ao3 work. Additionally, if you post your work on Ao3 for this event, we encourage you to add them to the collection as well!
Since this is specifically aimed at Self-Insert content, we will not be accepting Frans or Sanscest content, though you are more than welcome to use these prompts for other characters and ships.
With that all said and done, have fun and we look forward to seeing what y’all come up with!
✧ Not interested in this year's prompts? Check our prompt masterlist for the previous years!
✧ For more in-depth information on what is and isn’t accepted please refer to the About and FAQs page. If you have any questions or concerns don’t hesitate to send us a message!
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Every writer has that one story that they don't even intend to write down anymore, but that is forever stuck in their brain.
#RIP Streets of Gold#and maybe Midway#and anything else that isn't OPATS#So many Undertale fics so little time
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I saw 39 o:

25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are
Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.
The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?
You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.
You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.
You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.
You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)
It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)
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