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"hannibal fell first but will fell harder!!"

"will fell first but hannibal fell harder!!"

"hannibal fell first AND fell harder!!"

bro they both fell off a CLIFF!!!! those mfs are in the OCEAN!!!! WHAT!!!!

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i miss this trend

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the greatest psychic lawyer of the 21st century

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Johnny: Hey Johfam, hit that like button if you think being possessed is kinda hot.

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Johnny: What country has the most birds?

Mark: Portu-geese

Johnny: Wait, that’s a language

Mark: Portu-gull

Johnny: Nice recovery. Or should I say, re-dove-ry?

[later]

Johnny: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?

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Jungwoo: Fun fact! Fiona was the first redheaded Disney princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before The Little Mermaid in 1989.

Johnny: Shrek came out in 2001.

Jungwoo: Good for him!

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Hello please take this quiz that I made at 3AM.

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azula: DOthe tides🌊 command this ⛵ SHIP? 😂 captain: um, I’m afraid 😕I don’t understand. 😳 Azula: You SAID the tides🌊 would NOT ❌allow us to bring the SHIP in. Do the🌊 tides✋ command THIS ship?  Captain: No, 🚫Princess. ��� Azula: And if I were to have you thrown OVERBOARD,🏊🏄 would the tides🌊 think TWICE about smashing🏃 YOU against the ROCKY shore? 🗿 Captain: no 😳, Princess. 😕 Azula: 😈Well, then, MAYBE you should worry LESS about the TIDES🌊😂 who’ve already made up their💡 MINDS😤 about killing YOU👀🚫, and worry MORE about mE🙆, who’s STILL mulling✌🔫 it OVER🔥💯

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AH yes, another forbidden love story between a water spirit and a wizard.

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Mercy: We think you have PTSD.

Genji: Yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick.

Reyes: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

Genji: I don’t think you understand how funny what I just said was.

Submitted by overwatchbaptiste

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(while texting)

Genji: SDJHFKSHG

Hanzo: What is that?

Genji: It's a keyboard smash

Hanzo: How do I do it?

Genji: Just press anything

Hanzo: 7

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This is probably the most Gen Z headline I’ve ever read and I can’t get enough

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wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

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at least they’re stuck together.