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Scene description: John is an engineer for NASA, he works in the Johnson Space Center's high-tech computer room. This room contains very expensive and one of a kind computers used for space missions. During a conversation with his coworker Dave, disaster strikes as John spilled his coffee on one of the most important computers.
John: (excited) Whoa! Dave, did you see that new rover design?
Dave: (enthusiastic) Yeah, it's impressive, John. (Dave looks towards a screen) Look at the specs here.
As they are talking, John bumps his cup of coffee that is resting on the desk the computer is at. This causes all of the coffee to spill on the control panel.
John: (frantic) Oh no, Dave! My coffee!
The coffee spill causes alarms to sound in the room.
Dave: (panicking) John, why just why?
John: (nervous) It was an accident!
They both go to the computer and then the technicians and other workers follow the commotion.
Technician 1: (concerned) What's going on over there?
Technician 2: (noticing the coffee) Is that… coffee on the main computer?
John: (frustrated) I can't believe this! I'm so sorry, everyone!
Dave: (trying to help) Let's shut it down, quickly!
They scramble to power down the computer, but the damage is done.
Supervisor: (Furious) What happened here?
John: (nervous) I spilled coffee on the main computer. I didn't mean to.
The supervisor stares at John with a very aggressive face.
Supervisor: (annoyed) This computer controls critical systems. We need it for the Mars mission launch prep!
Colleague 1: (whispering to Colleague 2) It's always something with John, isn't it?
Colleague 2: (nodding) Always making mistakes.
As technicians work to assess the damage, tension fills the room.
Dave: (apologetic) It was an accident, guys. John didn't mean to do it.
Supervisor: (exasperated) We can't afford accidents like this, Dave. Do you know how much these things cost?
John watches as the technicians carefully examine the computer.
Technician 3: (frustrated) It's going to take hours to clean this up.
John: (guilty) I'm really sorry, everyone. I'll take full responsibility for this.
Dave: (supportive) Don't worry, we'll find a way to fix this.
There is conversation filling the room and the Higher ups stop into observe the problem.
NASA director: (serious) We might have to delay the launch.
Supervisor: (grumbling) Let's hope not. We don't have much time. We got to fix this and fast.
Dave: (whispering to John) We'll get this done John I trust you.
John thinks to himself for a second and remembers a similar problem that happened to him with his laptop.
John: Wait, everybody move.
John shoves everyone out of the way, dismantles the computer and dries up all of the coffee. He then proceeds to mess around with some wires.
Dave: What are you doing?
John: I think I got it.
John powers the computer on and to everyone's surprise, it works perfectly fine.
NASA director: (Cheerful) I'm impressed, good work John.
Supervisor: (Happy but not too happy) Good job, just don't drink coffee near this entire facility ever again.
Dave: (Full of joy) I knew you could do it. Hooray!
John: wheeew, glad that's over with.
After fully inspecting the computer again, everyone exits the room feeling good that the mission isn't delayed and that John was successful in fixing his mistake.
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