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The standard experience, honestly

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sometimes you just have to accept the fact that your tarantula will just chill in weird-ass poses for no reason

but girl please do you have to chill out and look half-dead in the process?

(she was completely fine btw she just felt comfy like this)

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I formally apologize to the cricket that had to endure an hours long Saw movie because my tarantula was just so fucking bad at catching it until I herded it directly into her mouth.

Good job, honey. You did it!

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nothing makes me feel dumber than being introduced to a boardgame with more than three rules

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sad puppy poetry sticky circa 2022

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You will move into a low-income, problem neighborhood and it’s filled with some of the nicest people on earth while the average suburb home owner needs their own page in the DSM-5

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Haruka Yato / ルンちゃんの墓 / oil on canvas / 220×195cm / 2014

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in the cuck chair with opera glasses and a big foam finger

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hello trans people stuck in my phone

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citationless behavior

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i havent the faggiest idea what youre talking about

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doctors hate when you do this: being a patient

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

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twice as many stars with mama 🖤

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Catholic church doesnt even allow divorce if domestic violence is involved and vatican city wouldnt exist nowadays without the help of Benito fucking Mussolini and yet theres always some motherfucker being like i hope the next pope is pro gay marriage. I hope I get a house from Santa Claus this year. I hope a horse is going to buy me cheese in the grocery store