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me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*
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when I'm on the phone with my mom:
me: ok
me: ok
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me: bye
me: ok
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boy: Its like we finish each others sentences
girl: .
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“guess i’ll break my leg just for the hell of it hahaha”
— a canadian with hella healthcare probably (via garyjarman)
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past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare
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me, a POC, when I’m eating something spicy and it’s actually burning and I’m trying to hide it: Fire cannot kill a dragon
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