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I'm really not surprised but somehow I thought that they would never officially cancel it yk. Like I'd be 53 years old and still waiting for that fucking movie 😭

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My family

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what percentage of items on your keyring serve a function?

"functional" here means any item that is there to serve a purpose (keys, tool, card, etc). Decorative tools like a pretty bottle opener ARE functional per this definition.

Whether you want to estimate this by # of items out of the total or by weight is up to you!!

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“It wasnt the real mona lisa bc the real mona lisa was painted on wood and thats clearly canvass” versus “It was the real Mona Lisa, just suspend your disbelief for a second” — fam. Both options are good. Both options are great.

Either it was the real mona lisa, in which case, Miles Bron is a murdering idea-stealing phony who will be forever known as the guy who destroyed THEE mona lisa, and there is absolutely no coming back from that —-

OR, it was a fake, bc the museum was like “lmfao this joker thinks we’d loan him the ACTUAL mona lisa? Ahahahahaha” in which case, there’s all the initial press coverage of the explosion and the shitty fuel and the murders and then the revelation that THEE MONA LISA was destroyed on Miles Bron’s watch, and all of that plays out across the media, and THEN!!! the Lourve gets to step forward saying “dont worrry guys. We never gave him the real painting. We didn’t trust him with it. We gave him a fake and he never noticed,” which the media would have a FIELD DAY with, because it’s like the resurrection of Jesus only with a painting, instead of a person, and also, the whole thing is funny as FUCK, bc they gave him a fake and he didnt notice, and also-also, clearly the Lourve was ahead of the curve when it came to recognising Miles’ stupidity, and it’ll stay in the media for WEEKS, that Miles was conned by the lourve and clearly they were right to trick him because LOOK WHAT HAPPENED to the fake Mona lisa, PLUS of course all the rest of the stuff like the 2 murders and the hydrogen fuel and the idea theft and etc.

Like?? There’s no losing here. Both options are great. If it was real, then he’ll never live it down, and if it was fake, he’ll never live it down. Either way: fantastic

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FACT: adding “inator 3000" to ANYTHING makes it 200 times COOLER

ex.

uncool noun: bird

COOL noun: Birdinator 3000

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good vibes 😎

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Clint and Natasha WIP!! This is still just the base sketch, but I was super excited for Black Widow & Hawkeye #1 coming out today so I thought I'd post it to mark the occasion

Also, hello clintasha nation! I've been loitering around the clintnat fandom space for about half a year now (my impulse to ship these two being around for even longer than that, finally gave in last year) and I wanted to contribute to it! I dunno if there's like, a discord or something I could join? But I'd love to talk Clint and Nat with others and join the community if you'll have me :)

[reblogs are appreciated]

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After seeing a question on Reddit about Germans and foldable rulers, I need to know how everyone feels about them.

The ask implied, that foldable rulers are not super common to use or own outside of Germany, and now I am wondering about exact demographics and why. Pls spread and add your country in the tags if you want. I can not imagine owning a tool box without one of these. And no, I am not talking about measuring tape, I specifically mean these foldable rulers. They also exist with cm + inch measurements.

EDIT: I specifically mean the item from the image. A long ruler, 1-3m long, can have inch + cm, or just cm measurememts, and it may be called a folding ruler or folding rule. The reddit post called it a foldable ruler however, hence I used this term.

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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

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Is the general populace not aware of the honey he gay tweet. Has it been that long

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Clint: And, uh. Happy Valentine’s Day, I guess?

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i moved out today and why does it feel like the world is ending because i won’t see my mother everyday

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something something breaching containment

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💀💀💀 we were once supposed to write an essay abt a topic we were highly knowledgeable about and I wrote about death 😭😭😭😭

studying for philosophy rn and found a depressing ass essay i wrote some time ago

what kind of opening is that wtf

When did birthdays start feeling like funerals? As if the wax of each additional candle on the cake would seal the death of my childhood. As if every additional gift would take something away from me - time, freedom, lightness. People think that with age comes wisdom, but I don't feel any wiser, more experienced or older. As if I were playing the role of an adult, but inside I wasn't a year older than twelve. There is something remorseful about looking back at my childhood years, a bitter aftertaste you could call it. Certainly not a perfect time, but an easier one.