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Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they’re down, and when they’re having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
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We kept trying to have the talk, and then we realized we hate the talk.
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They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.
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no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread
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Chris Hemsworth thinks Charlize Theron should be the new James Bond
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Friends meme: [2/4] Characters - Monica Geller
“If I am harsh with you, it is only because you are doing it wrong.”
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I have lived a life. My only regret is that you didn’t get to live yours.
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