Girl help they yassified the bots
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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Woke up to you know which news ... I really had high hopes for a season 4. I mean it's an NCIS Show that did amazing ratings.
But you know lesbians and the cancelation inevitably.
And you know bringing in the guy from the other NCIS show did not do them a favor and we had less time with kacy. Also they ripped us of the royal kacy wedding.
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love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother
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you can butch4butchify anything if you have the warrior's spirit
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sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here
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bad movies are sooo fun because i try to rate them and it's like welll i had a lot of fun even though it was pretty bad so 3.5 stars and then i watch a highbrow movie and it's like well it was good but not that much fun so 3.5 stars also :)
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does anyone else feel weird & not good or is it just me
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