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Welp my pc broke so let's suspend that to an 8 day hiatus (if i can) bc i suck lol 8,)

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soooo i’ve been on a mini-vacation and the hotel doesn’t have good wifi when i thought it would. sorry for the delay but i’ll be back in about a day!! (pls forgive me)

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‘ i’m not saying that! i’m fully prepared to cover my share. ‘ he shoots back a mock-offended face before slipping into a smile. at the same time, he himself also wouldn’t mind a pint or two with the pizza. ‘ that’s good to hear. i’d agree with ya, for the most part. i’m sure i’d like sushi if i could fully experience it; m’allergic to shellfish. ‘

‘ i’m not made of money, nate. ‘ he said, smirking to show that he was only teasing. ‘ he fell into step beside the other, sliding his hands into his pockets. it had been a long day, and he was in desperate need of a cold beer - or three. ‘ i’m not too picky, i’ll eat pretty much anything. except for sushi, i hate sushi. ‘

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‘ didn’t know we were going dutch. but i think that sounds about right. ‘ he pats his pocket a couple times to reassure himself his wallet’s there before promptly walking in the direction of where he knows a good place is. ‘ how do you even take it? ‘

‘ whatever you say goes, mate. lead the way. i’m only buying the drinks though, the pizza is on you. ‘

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‘ well, i don’t know what we’re waiting for, then. should probably head there soon. it means a lot, clearly, and i can respect that. ‘

‘ i refuse to let you give up on the wonder that is pizza. ‘

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‘ well i think that you couldn’t be more right. you might have even just reignited my taste for it. ‘

‘ you know what i think? i think we need to go out for some real pizza. ‘

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‘ iunno like... fifty percent? s’not like i’m greedy or anything. haven’t really had delivery since, though.. ‘

‘ they… are you serious? then what’s the point? what’s the coupon for? ‘

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@sirlancealot: somehow i don't believe you

@hashtag_nate: no skin off my nose. ain't make it any less true

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‘ i mean, i guess what you’re saying makes sense. but in my complete defense, i did get a free coupon at the end for my trouble. did you know they don’t do the thirty minute rule anymore? s’just coupons now. that’s what’s really unacceptable. ‘

‘ there’s a massive difference. if you’re waiting on a pizza, i’d be calling them after ten minutes.. you don’t mess with pizza, mate. that’s just unacceptable. ‘

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@sirlancealot: those don't sound like solid words of wisdom

@hashtag_nate: don't knock it until you've tried it. can probably count on two hands and a foot the amount of times it's done me wrong. nothing @ all

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@sirlancealot: don't push your luck. two is extremely generous.

@hashtag_nate: hey, hey!! if you dont push how you gonna know when to stop pushing, amirite?

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‘ i don’t see how it could be different! i mean, if you’re desperate, you’re desperate, right? although.. technically i was waiting for a delivery. but still. ‘

‘ hold on, i’m confused. this rule could be very different depending on the situation. are you fishing for a date with the pizza guy? or are you waiting for a pizza to be delivered? ‘

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‘ but... ‘ he starts to do the math on his fingers. ‘ no way you’re that old. unless— no. no way. ‘ he can’t help himself, throwing his head back and letting out a long laugh.

“i’ve just experienced the most awkward thing in life — running into someone i slept with… and his wife of fourteen years. i tried to ignore them, but he sure didn’t try to avoid me.”

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@sirlancealot: i might buy you two, depending on my mood x'D

@hashtag_nate: but what about my mood? and my company? arent those worth like *this* much??

@hashtag_nate: but ok. i guess i can live if you're offering, after all. two it is, cheers

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‘ that sounds about fair. my weakest time’s prolly about an hour, and if i remember right it was for late delivery. can’t seem sad, not even for the pizza guy, right? ‘

 ‘ i don’t know about you, but my rule is generally two or three hours. ‘

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@sirlancealot: sure, why the hell not?

@hashtag_nate: is there like a limit mate? should i bring the wallet orrrrr is it happy hour all night ;)

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@sirlancealot: If anyone needs me, I'll be at the pub. All day. Not that anyone will need me. xx

@hashtag_nate: might be misreading signs but sounds like you're offering to pay for a round, yeah?