nathan--grimm

[nathan--grimm]

Melody, that's a gorgeous name. Really? You think so? Uh, thanks!

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

And the same to you. I’m Melody and, just so you know, you’re not so bad looking yourself. 

[nathan--grimm]

Well uh, I'm Nathan. Nice to meet you.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

I’m going to take that as a compliment. 

[nathan--grimm]

No trouble at all. I'm Nathan, and I'm a cannibal.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

[nathan--grimm]

I agree.

Well I mean, that depends on what you prefer.

I don't bite but you can't believe it--

[nathan--grimm]

The person that you--oh. Oooooh.

Okay, okay, so you aren't crazy. Point made.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

[nathan--grimm]

So I've been told.

Let me guess, you aren't crazy, you're just misunderstood.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

[nathan--grimm]

You're confusing but really pretty, which makes me have mixed feelings on how I should proceed with this conversation.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

Sorry, was I being insensitive? I’ve been doing that lately. 

Would you rather talk about sunshine and how its a metaphor for life being worth it and what not?  

[nathan--grimm]

Is that an offer? Cause I'd love for you to teach me.

What--you've read about what in books?

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

If you’re gonna try to lie, I’ll have to give you lessons because your terrible lying skills will get you beat up. 

Hm.. you don’t say. That’s interesting, I’ve read about them in books but I didn’t think they were actually normal looking. 

[nathan--grimm]

Was it really that obvious? Let me answer that for you: Yes, yes it was.

Oh, you know, develop a healthy appetite for the nutrition in human flesh and everyone thinks you're crazy.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

Liar. 

Now, I know everyone in this place has some sort of.. issue. Tell me, blondie; why did mommy and daddy lock you up here?

[nathan--grimm]

We Are Scientists. "I Don't Bite."

{He smiled and pulled his earbuds out.}

But man, I wouldn't be against taking a bite out of you.

I don't bite but you can't believe it--

[nathan--grimm]

I don't bite but you can't believe it--

{He walked across campus with his earbuds in, singing loudly along to the song.}

[nathan--grimm]

W-What? Oh! Yeah! I knew that. Duh.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

I’m only kidding. 

[nathan--grimm]

Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

Everyone’s sob story always seems worse than our own. 

Life sucks. People should just get over it. 

[nathan--grimm]

Schizophrenia? Yeesh, and I thought I had it rough.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

Psychopaths are crazy in that extent. That chick has schizophrenia. 

[nathan--grimm]

Really? Didn't I see that blond girl talking to herself when I was walking in?

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

I don’t think the psychopaths have arrived yet. 

[nathan--grimm]

Well, shit.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

Who said you haven’t already made a bad impression? 

[nathan--grimm]

Well I'm glad I have the opportunity to make my own first impression on you before she gets to you. I wouldn't want you getting the wrong impression of me.

So my sister gets herself arrested halfway across the country, and I'm sent to live with a bunch of psychopaths in the middle of nowhere?

Not that I’ve heard, I only listen to the whispers of new students; you just happened to be one of them.