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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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Hey! Just doing some self-advertising 😅 if you're interested in hearing me sing, would love for you to check out my performer instagram @nathanfofficial 😊 also have a YouTube channel Nathan Fernandez (http://bit.ly/334D4HC) if thats more your speed, likes, comments and subscribes always welcome 😊 apologies if youre not interested, just trynna get my name out there
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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation
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idk what your all talking about tiktok rules
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everyone on this website except me needs to shut up
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So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.
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My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.
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I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone
Theyre gone
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TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.
via beatlyzer.com
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