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Who are the descendants of the Fae Warrior from the Bone Carver's Story? Queen Vassa? Archeron Sisters?
We keep trying to find connections between ToG to ACOTAR. And we thought the Bone Carver’s story was a goldmine for the crossover we all want.
Many theorize that the Fae Warrior the Bone Carver was talking about is Aelin Galathynius.
At first, I believed it was Elena Galathynius Havilliard because the Carver said that her blood now traces to a human line, so I thought about the Havilliards and how they are human, except that Dorian inherited Elena’s raw powers. Then the Bone Carver also said that he knew the Fae warrior wouldn’t be able to defeat them, only entomb them, so I thought he was talking about Elena trapping Erawan.
But boy oh boy was I wrong! What can I say? I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID. I WAS THIRSTY FOR ANYTHING THAT CAN VAGUELY BE CROSSOVER MATERIAL FOR TOG AND ACOTAR.
But reading ACOWAR for the second time, I realized THE STORY ABOUT THE FAE WARRIOR HAPPENED LONG AGO IN PRYTHIAN. Not in ToG World, and not where the Carver and his siblings came from.
When they came upon this world, it was new and they were Death-Gods. The Bone Carver had hidden in The Prison long before that Fae Warrior managed to bound Stryga the Weaver in The Middle and Koschei to the lake in the Continent because Carver knew that the Fae Warrior wouldn’t be able to kill or banish them, just entomb them. WOW THAT FAE WARRIOR MUST REALLY BE POWERFUL TO HAVE AT LEAST BEEN ABLE TO “TRAP” THOSE DEATH-GODS. We’ll talk more about “trapping” in a bit.
The Fae Warrior’s blood traces into a human line. Oh, I don’t know? MAYBE QUEEN VASSA OR THE ARCHERON SISTERS?! Because why would SJM have the Bone Carver mention all those details to Feyre at all if it wasn’t important?
WHY I THINK THE FAE WARRIOR IS THE ANCESTOR OF THE ARCHERON SISTERS:
• Fae Ancestry mentioned in ACOTAR. Remember at the beginning of ACOTAR when Feyre was describing their home, the runes for protection around their door was made by someone claiming to have distant Fae Ancestry in exchange for her father’s wood carvings. When I first read about that, I keep thinking: “Oh yeah that’s possible? Maybe the main character MUST BE A DESCENDANT OF SOME REALLY POWERFUL FAE.” Looking at it now, it all seemed so funny how suspicious I was.
• The sisters dealing with ancient powerful creatures and stuff. We get that the Suriel kept coming back for Feyre once each book to help her because of her kindness. But remember that first time when she was still human and she managed to “TRAP” the Suriel in her first try. And everyone’s like shocked because that shit ain’t easy, even High Lords can rarely do that and most not at all.
Nesta didn’t get brainwashed by Tamlin effectively.
Remember Amarantha’s first test with the Middengard Wyrm, Feyre managed to “TRAP” that into death real good. She was still human back then!
Then in ACOMAF, Feyre visited the Bone Carver with Rhys and the Bone Carver was curious about her being Made so he was willing to talk to her. He told her about his story and his siblings. In ACOWAR, he also willingly bound himself into an Illyrian form and left his haven in the Prison to fight in the war when Feyre managed to look upon Ouroburos and didn’t go bat shit crazy because that meant to him that she would be worth it.
Don’t even get me started when Rhys sent Feyre to the Weaver during ACOMAF so she could retrieve the ring his mother gave him. That shit was creepy af. Even the High Lords don’t mess with the Weaver but Feyre took the ring and managed to get away. I don’t think anyone has ever really gotten away EXCEPT THE FAE WARRIOR WHO MANAGED TO BIND OR “TRAP” THE WEAVER IN THE MIDDLE. But I loved how in ACOWAR, Feyre tricked Ianthe and her Hybern bodyguards into entering The Weaver’s cottage. I wished we could’ve seen what the Weaver did to them, I’m very curious with how the Weaver does the whole process.
Bryaxis. That adorable scary af whirlwind of nightmares and shadows from beneath the library at the House of Wind in Velaris. He made deals with Feyre. The first one was that it will kill the Hybern messengers who attacked the library in exchange for someone to tell it stories. Second, he’ll fight in the war for a window in its place in the library so it can see the moon and the stars. During the battle though, he disappeared. We don’t know where Bryaxis went or what the hell happened but other than that, I think Feyre handled Bryaxis pretty well.
Then there’s that whole deal with The Cauldron and the Archeron Sisters. Feyre and the Book of Breathings. Then Feyre with Ouroborous.
• The process of transforming into Fae varies from the strength of a person. Feyre is different from the two because she died breaking Amarantha’s Curse before she was made into a Fae by the Seven High Lords of Prythian, and she was unknowingly given some of their powers. The other Archeron sisters were both made into Fae by the Cauldron. Elain had been gifted the power of foresight while Nesta took more power than it was willing to give. THEY ALL SURVIVE.
• Mates are equals and it is rare. Feyre is mated with the most powerful High Lord of Prythian. Elain has a mating bond with the only son of Helion Spell-cleaver, High Lord of the Day Court. And Nesta MUST be mates with the most powerful Illyrian Commander because the signs are there.
Made into Fae? Check.
Awesome Powers? Check.
Equally Powerful Mate? Check.
The Archeron Sisters didn’t just receive a Fae Starter Pack, they got like the Ultimate Fae Life Package. Maybe it’s because they already had Fae blood to begin with?
I KNOW YOU’RE ALL THINKING THAT THERE WERE OTHER REASONS WHY ALL THAT HAPPENED. BUT MAYBE THEY ALSO HAD DISTANT FAE ANCESTRY AND IT WAS A FACTOR THAT HELPED MAKE THIS ALL HAPPEN.
If the Archeron sisters aren’t the descendants, then MAYBE QUEEN VASSA? I kinda feel like this is more likely? Because why mention that part about the Fae Warrior at all if it wasn’t significant to the story? And why was the Fae Warrior story just mentioned when Feyre’s POV was about to end? Maybe it’s a setup for the spin-offs and it will only be significant when it comes to the Nesta and/or Elain’s plotline? OR MAYBE QUEEN VASSA IS THE DESCENDANT OF THE FAE WARRIOR, AND NOT THE ARCHERON SISTERS!
WHY I THINK THE FAE WARRIOR IS THE ANCESTOR OF QUEEN VASSA:
The Bone Carver said that his brother, Koschei, was bound to a Lake in the Continent. Queen Vassa was betrayed by the other Mortal Queens, cursed and held captive by a sorcerer-lord at a Lake in the Continent. WE ALL BELIEVE THIS IS CONNECTED, DON’T DENY IT.
And although it was mentioned by Elain that in her vision the sorcerer-lord had a habit of collecting girls and turning them into white birds, Queen Vassa seemed to be different and special because she was turned into a firebird. Interesting. But why was she different? Was it because she was a Queen or is there something more?
Just think about it. If Queen Vassa is the descendant of the Fae Warrior, cursing her must be like Koschei’s revenge in a way. And also, maybe he needs Queen Vassa to unbound himself from the lake so he can prounce around the Continent, destroying people like in the good ol’ days before Prythian even had High Lords. Of course, we only know so little about Queen Vassa and her kingdom but we can’t deny the possibility!
I also have suspicions about Jurian but I’m leaning towards the ladies being the descendants.
I KNOW I’M RAMBLING LIKE BAT SHIT CRAZY BUT I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG TIME AND I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT THIS JUST MAKES SENSE TO ME.
I’m not sure I explained myself well because I was speed-typing just so I don’t forget what I was trying to say but I hope I got my point across.
I hope we get our answers in 2018! For now, we theorize. Help a female out and tell me what you guys think!
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ACTUAL FRIENDLY REMINDER
Soooo. Acowar has a happy ending. I know it’s not the last book in the series but it’s the last with feyre as a main character right. Before Acowar we were all so frickin stressed about whether it would have a happy end because sarah hadn’t ended a series but she has now. Reminder EVERYONE FRICKIN SURVIVED!!!!!!!! AND WE HAVE NESSIAN
Going on this theory unless she is a bat-shit crazy author; we should be all good with the next throne of glass book. MEANING I THINK THE WHOLE CREW IS GONNA SURVIVE AND WE GET LYSAEDION AND MANORIAN AND ROWAELIN REUNION AND NO ONE DIES AND AELIN COMES BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE SARAH HAS A FRICKIN HABIT OF DOING THAT. I mean look at Feyre and Rhysand.
But yeah that’s just my theory.
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“I would like to build a garden,” she declared. “After all of this… I think the world needs more gardens.”
Sarah J. Maas // A Court of Wings and Ruin (via parchmentfeather)
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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Rhys: Darling, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Feyre: Nope, but it sure did hurt when I fell for you *winks*
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Varian: Amren, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Amren: No, but I scuffed my knees when I crawled up from hell *high fives Mor*
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Cassian: Hey Nes, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Nesta: Are you calling me satan?
Cassian: Yes
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“I shouldn’t have been surprised. Not when Rhysand liked to make a spectacle of everything.”
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Synonyms and antonyms ACOTAR SERIES VERSION
Synonyms
Rhys: mine
Tamlin: tool
Elain: cinnamon roll
Nesta: sharp blade
Cassian: like
Feyre: queen
Amren: ly heartless bitch
Lucien: fire d....
Morrigan: fashion
Hybern: death
Ianthe: die bitch
Suriel: fangirl, drama queen
Antonyms
Rhys: Tamlin
Feel free to add
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So, Sarah J. Maas reuses a lot of names
And character tropes. It’s a little suspicious.
Elide and Elain - The supposedly sweet girl. Romantically associated with a male with ambiguous loyalties.
Lorcan and Lucien - Kind of a jerk, loyally ambiguous and sided with Evil Drama Queen. (Yes, Tamlin, that’s you.)
Nesryn and Nesta - Tough, a fighter. In love with a Captain/Commander whose name starts with a C.
Gavriel and Azriel - Quiet, dependable. Desperately wants the love and attention of a certain golden-haired, bisexual, cousin (Mor/Aedion) of a powerful monarch (Rhys/Aelin)
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I had an idea…. So what if Nuala and Cerridwen go with feyre. They become a link between feyre and Rhys while she is in the spring court. They can stay hidden.
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Rhysand: There are a great many things that I wish to do, and don’t get to.
Feyre:
Rhysand:
Me: HE WANTS TO DO YOU FEYRE GODDAMIT!
Me: *throws book across the room*
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